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Ahh, the internet. A double edged sword that leaves the world just a click or two away. Although you can learn a lot, sometimes wires get crossed and soon you start assuming that the alternative facts you're seeing are actual reality. Well, that's exactly what happened to these people when they thought they'd learned a thing or two from porn.
Via Pornhub apparel
When you think of Pornhub, you probably think of their sick menswear.
Well, you might after you start buying all your t-shirts and hoodies from that website you spend the rest of your life perusing.
Pornhub recently set up an online store for their new collection of clothing they want to sell to their millions of dedicated fans.
The selection is pretty limited as well as the designs — it's just a bunch of Pornhub logos and invitation to "Zone out with your bone out"
And don't worry, there's plenty for the ladies as well. If this is at all something ladies would want.
So, time to buy yourself all the new school gear you want. And hey, might as well get a jump on Christmas shopping!
Via Pornhub Cares
Adult films have been putting students through college for years. But not quite in this way.
Pornhub, the fap destination for millions of students everywhere, is offering a $25,000 college scholarship . And all you have to do is answer this one simple question: How do you strive to make others happy?
Along with an essay, applicants must have a GPA of 3.2 or higher, be 18+, attend an accredited post-secondary institution and create a 2-5 minute video that elaborates on their application.
Yay, education!
Via Destructoid
A new Fallout 4 video exists on the Internet, provided you're over 18 and don't have a problem going to a pr0n site.
Bethesda Software went to Gamescom last week in Cologne, Germany and showed off some footage of the upcoming RPG sequel. However, what they showed of the anticipated title was only behind closed doors and no one should have captured any of the private showing.
One enterprising person decided to get a hold of that footage, but Bethesda kept using copyright claims to remove it from YouTube and other sites, according to Kotaku.
In response, fans turned to other means of sharing the footage, such as file-hosting sites. These, too, sometimes got hosed—or got overloaded with requests, making it difficult to watch the footage. And so Fallout fans have turned to more unorthodox video hosting services, like Pornhub (WARNING, obviously!!) to host said Fallout 4 footage. Titled 'HIDDEN CAMERA SHOWS AUDIENCE TEASED BY BIG BUTT MAN IN TIGHTS LIVE,' the seven-minute-long video showcases off-camera footage of Fallout 4. Hilariously, it's tagged under categories like 'big ass' 'POV' and 'homemade.'
If you are so inclined, and of age, you can watch the footage here. But this link goes to an adult site, so get ready for all the gratuitous ads that promise to increase your ahem desirability...
The quality is terrible and the person describing the gameplay speaks only in German, but if you simply can't wait to see more of what's in store in devastated future Boston and the wasteland around it, click on you brave soul.
