potato jesus

No how-to needed. You got this.

God bless Monty Python and the Holy Grail for providing us with the perfect (and timeless) Halloween costume alternative to Potato Jesus, Sexy Big Bird, and Bane.

Purchase!

Wait -- you were just going to carve Potato Jesus into your pumpkin and call it good? Think again!

Or more accurately, Madeline Poole at MPNails.

Too soon? Nah...

Potato Jesus lives!

Well, no one saw this coming -- Potato Jesus "creator" Cecilia Giménez has overcome her shame and now is suing for royalties brought in by gawking tourists.

The potential payday at stake? A measly cut of just $2,600.

Meet the lesula, a species of monkey whose "discovery" is being heralded around the world today.

Just to clarify: Not Photoshopped. Not Potato Jesus. Not a man in a monkey suit.

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Potato Jesus is a hit!

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