The Office may have lost a step or two since Steve Carell's departure -- okay, that's being generous -- but the show still has one or two tricks up its sleeve.
In the history of sports, very few divas have been more high-maintenance than Terrell Owens. The Canton-bound wide receiver signed a one-year deal this week with the Seattle Seahawks and, in turn, got the newcomer treatment from head coach and hijinks master, Pete Carroll. Or so it seems.
Three Australian bros decided it was a good idea to get so blackout drunk, they woke up with a penguin that they stole from Sea World in their hotel. So as to prove their outright defiance against rules, their livers, and common sense, they also taped everything. Whether or not they were able to get Mike Tyson to make a cameo has not been reported.