This kid is going to have the coolest parents. Simon Schaffrath and his wife put every other pregnant couple to shame by creating these super awesome announcement photos. Mountains, snowy hills, a tropical island—when you have the belly, why not show it off?
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Big shoutout is in accordance for our Troll of the Hour, seizing a particularly awkward situation brought on by a pregnant stranger lady with an affinity for not spelling words correctly. You could say this troll has a supernatural ability to poke sarcastic fun at an otherwise shit-coated scenario.
Via John Boel
The description that was posted with this picture on Facebook reads:
We are celebrating today because Lauren has gone one week without someone saying something mean to her about baby weight gain. That's a new record. Big day is only 9 weeks away!
A week without having something mean said to her is a new record? Great job, guys, way to get someone excited about bringing a new baby into the world. At least the comments seem more supportive, so it's not all bad. 
Via break
Crop your photos, people.
This couple thought they were letting people into their personal lives by announcing their engagement over Facebook.
But there was more to the photo than initially met the eye and their family was quick on the uptake.
Break found the slip up:
After bride-to-be Miranda announced that her man had finally popped the question, it seemed that their world could be nothing short of a fairy tale. I mean, everyone woman lives to announce their engagement on facebook it seems. Hilariously enough, that magical moment didn't really seem to be the case because Miranda had already accidentally tipped off her friends to look a little closer at the photo. She stated that her boyfriend didn't give her an actual ring, assuring everyone it will come later, which did nothing other than make people lean in a little too close to check out that ring.
And that's when everyone also started noticing the weird box in the corner.
Yeah, that box? It was a pregnancy test.
The scene played out over Facebook comments and you can easily imagine the happy bride-to-be put the pieces together.
And then, the admission.
Congratulations to the happy couple!
Via kimkardashian
In case you thought Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's second child together was all some enormous Illuminati ruse, now some naked proof exists to the contrary.
Kim took to Instagram (as she does) Aug. 11 to post a selfie (as she does) wherein she threw her clothes aside (as she does) in hopes to squash rumors about her faking this most recent pregnancy.
In her own words:
First they say I'm too skinny so I have to be faking it...Now they say I'm too big so I have to be faking it...SMH! Some days I'm photographed before I eat & look smaller, some days I've just eaten & I look bigger. It's all a part of the process. I think you all know me well enough to know I would document the process if I got a surrogate. Everyone's body is different, every pregnancy is very different! I've learned to love my body at every stage! I'm going to get even bigger & that's beautiful too! I'm blessed to even be pregnant & even luckier to not have preeclampsia as far as I know, so I don't have the swelling issue this time! They also say your body carries a boy different than a girl! Whatever the case may be I'm grateful to God for this miracle & no matter what rumors or comments you throw my way this time they truly don't affect me! #NoFilter #NoPhotoShop #GoodLighting 😜
There's no telling whether this violates the same way-too-strict nudity guidelines that have led to the deletion of many photos and a lot of naked protests.
But hey, it happened, and we have a screen shot.
Via RWW Blog
Advice of the Day: Pat Robertson Warns Moms of Covens, Curses If Posting Ultrasound to Facebook
It’s one thing to get a little annoyed at anyone posting too many baby pictures on Facebook, and then there’s this.
‘700 Club’ host Pat Robertson was answering some viewer mail on Monday, and he got one from a woman who wanted to know if it was safe for her daughter to post a picture of her unborn child online.
She wanted to know if this would have any harm, spiritually.
And then Roberston went all “American Horror Story” on us.
“There are demons and there are evil people in the world,” he said. “And you post a picture like that, and some cultist gets a hold of it or a coven and they begin muttering curses against an unborn child.”
As a reminder, this is the same man who thinks gays with AIDS wear rings to purposely cut and infect people, joked that man should move to Saudi Arabia to beat his wife and called the 2010 earthquake in Haiti a “blessing in disguise.”
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Some pregnant women are smug, some aren't, and some are totally awesome and paint Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Krang right on their bellies.
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