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We could all use more "Florida Man" with his crazy antics in our lives, and fortunately we have two of them running for president.

Marco Rubio has officially declared his candidacy, and Jeb Bush is expected to officially throw his hat in the ring soon, even though he sort of already let it slip a few weeks ago.

And so the Independent Journal Review took the next logical step and developed a new Chrome extension which replaces any instance of their names with "Florida Man."

For example:

More importantly, it will also randomly swap all references to "Florida Man" with one of the two candidates, creating some amazing headlines like this one:

No that didn't actually happen to Rubio. but it certainly makes reading about the already crowded Republican race much more entertaining.

Once you download and enable the program, head on over to Florida Man's Twitter account for endless fun.

Well done, IJR, well done.

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If you live in New York and ride the subway, you probably have no hair because you've been pulling it out since you first boarded at Times Square.

For those who don't live in New York, the subway is the worst place on earth. It is infested with rude, loud, smelly "human beings" who are seemingly unaware that a world of other people exists around them outside of their "Candy Crush Saga" bubble.

Johnny T, the puppet who taught tourists how to act like decent human beings, has a new video, and this time it's all about the necessary evil called the MTA.