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Tumblr Thread: Girls Discover Unequaled Joy At Pumpkin Patch

The moral of this story is clearly for us all to hold onto that one thing in life that provides us unparalleled joy. It could be something as silly as pumpkin spice everything from the local pumpkin farm, or those red cup holiday beverages from Starbucks. Point is, life's just a little bit more joyful when we're able to retain a bit of our childlike wonder. 

For some more gold from Tumblr, check out this thread about the crude king of satire, Skweezy Jibbs.

Girls come across unparalleled joy when they're navigating a pumpkin patch | libraford While out on my adventures other day stopped at farmers market get some their exceptional peach cider and group four college age girls all got out an SUV, dressed somewhat identically (white face mask, gray or white top, dark bottoms, uggs) and headed up barn. One them shouted 'PUMPKIN' and pointed one 90lb pumpkins they had out front and all them ran see up close, taking turns with their phones get selfie
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Woman Puts Birthday Hat On Neighbor's Year Old Pumpkin

Spooky season inspires all kinds of ridiculous nonsense. With that being said, we can't say that we've ever encountered this kind of situation, involving one person wanting to put a birthday hat on their neighbor's pumpkin. It is a pretty dang petty move that could go on to inspire a full-fledged war between the neighbors. 

Woman puts a birthday hat on her neighbor's year old pumpkin | WIBTA if put birthday hat on my neighbor's pumpkin? Not hole Obligatory on mobile, apologies any formatting issues share porch with one neighbor, who is notorious not cleaning up after herself or her kids example, one time there broken longboard sitting right front their door they would step over every day get into their unit 7 months, they just ignored until one day asked oldest kid (15M please clean up. He's good kid and instantly
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The Dank Drop: 25 Of Our Favorite Dank Memes Of The Week (10-24 To 10-30)

Happy Friday, y'all! We've finally made it to the end of the week, and to celebrate we're bringing you another fresh edition of the weekly Dank Drop. If you're new here, this is a carefully curated receptacle of the week's dankest (and often dumbest) memes from the poisoned minds of r/dankmemes. Sit back, relax, and bid those brain cells, adieu. It's meme time.

funny dank memes | drawings made by people with mental ilness OLSA @dinotor sexy Olaf from Frozen fanart | Wanna see my PlayStation trophy collection? Her: Uh, not really afraid get wet?
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thespacemaid if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins: - dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie topsiders-tanlines this is the quality content I wanna see
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We may not be able to indulge in trick-or-treating, but at least our jack-o-lanterns will be poppin' off. 

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How to Carve a Jack-o'-Lantern (Easy)

With Halloween only a few weeks away, it's time to get out the ol' carving knife and start making some Jack-o'-lanterns. If you're new to pumpkin carving, this is a tutorial for how to make a basic Jack-o'-lantern. If you're looking for something more complicated, check out this Jack-o'-lantern with spooky eyes.

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How to Carve a Jack-o'-Lantern With Spooky Eyes (GIFs)

Halloween is just around the corner, and although 2020 has been one disappointment after another, nothing can take Halloween away from us. To get you in a spooky festive mood, we made some easy to follow tutorials for how to carve some seriously awesome (and creepy) pumpkins. Get out the pumpkin carving tools, because it's that time of year again. If you're after something easier, check out the tutorial for making a simple Jack-o'-lantern.

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It's Officially Fall people, so it's time to get your PSL Latte and eat your body weight in pumpkin noms! Here's a new dump cake recipe to try with your cans of pumpkin.

Well, okay, so maybe not exactly "real pumpkin" in those cans and actually squash, if it's tasty, I won't turn it down!



Let us know in the comments how tasty this bad boy is!


Spoopy of The Day: This Giant Inflatable Pumpkin is Wrecking Havoc on Arizona
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Citizens of Peoria, Arizona: Run, hide, take cover!

A 25-foot-tall, 350-pound orange jack-o'-lantern came unleashed today from the depths of Hell and barreled through traffic before meeting a quick death in a local park.

The giant monstrosity is owned by Big AZ Promotions. A representative from the company said strong winds must have caused straps holding the pumpkin down to break.

Right, Big AZ Promotions. If you say so.

You won't convince anyone that this enormous pumpkin wasn't filled with the spirit of 10,000 demonic creatures.

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Authorities found $6 million of cocaine in a shipment of pumpkins and squash.
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Welp, that might explain the popularity of pumpkin spice lattes.

Authorities have found millions of dollars of c0caine hidden inside a shipment of pumpkins and squash, presumably looking to make the autumnal season a little more festive.

Mashable has the details:

Federal agents say they seized more than 360 pounds of c0caine found in a shipment of Costa Rican pumpkins and squash at the Port of Philadelphia.

Authorities say the Sept. 17 discovery was the port's eighth-largest c0caine seizure to date.

Officials say the drugs, which have a combined street value of more than $6 million, were found in thin packages lining the inside of the boxes.

The shipment arrived on the bulk carrier Santa Maria and was destined to a distributor in New York City. An on-site test by U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials determined the substance was c0caine.
Beetus of the Day: Get The Pumpkin Spice Latte Before Anyone Else With This Code Word
Via Starbucks
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It's "Pumpkin." That's the password.

Get it? Eh, eh?

In case you didn't understand, Starbucks put together this cute image for you to remember it by. Starbucks—what would we ever do without you?

All kidding aside, if you are #basiq and want to try the pumpkin spice latte before everyone else—go here.

Just enter the super secret password we mentioned above and Starbucks will text a special PSL pass to your phone.

Then you can take your sugary treat, wrap up in your Snuggie and sweat to death on your couch because it is still basically summer. You could also try this at the Starbucks counter...

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Let's Go Home, Everyone, This Girl Wins at Pumpkins

Master pumpkin carver ceemdee has been carving pumpkins for Halloween for years. Focusing primarily on video games, she has over 100 carvings in her deviantART gallery, and hopefully she keeps carving for years to come. Ladies and gentlemen, the bar has been set.

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British photographer Max Ellis tricks squirrels into posing and interacting with various props by encouraging them with carefully placed treats.

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Designer and programmer Nathan Pryor from Vancouver, WA crafted this awesomely interactive Jack-O-Lantern featuring a fancy LED display and a controllable stem. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Via Gizmodo
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Surprisingly simple, and nothing could possible go wrong either.