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Sung by Nicole Westbrook & written and produced by Patrice Wilson, the founder of ARK Music Factory and the mastermind behind Rebecca Black's 2011 accidental hit "Friday."

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The tribal choruses and close-up shots of JUSTICE in the first ten seconds might make you think you're about to watch another Kony 2012 video. Nope! Just two rich white girls "singing" in what might be the worst music video in recent memory. They don't use much autotune, but I almost wish they did.

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Changing Times of the Day: The island nation of Samoa will leapfrog over Friday straight into Saturday as it repositions itself west of the international date line in order to bring its time zone into alignment with other countries in the region.

Over a century ago, American traders convinced Samoan officials to move the country's clocks east of the date line in o

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Year In Review of the Day: Rebecca Black introduces YouTube Rewind 2011: A countdown of the top 10 YouTube videos of 2011.

Guess who took the top spot. (Hint: The YouTube Rewind 2011 video already has more dislikes than likes.)

[youtube.]

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Important Internet Milestone of the Day: It's official: Rick Perry's homophobic campaign ad has more dislikes than Rebecca Black's "Friday" (embiggen), making it the most hated video in YouTube history. 

Congrats, Rick. No one has ever deserved anything more than you deserve this.

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Don't Call It A Comeback of the Day: Infamous Internet chanteuse Rebecca Black returns with "Person of Internet" -- her second aural assault since the inimitable hit single "Friday."

"The basis of it is that it’s a love song but it’s not a love song," she said in a recent interview. "It’s about almost

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Highbrow Lowbrow of the Day: As part of his ongoing series of stories "about people trying to control the Internet," The Men Who Stare At Goats author and This American Life contributor Jon Ronson pays a visit to Patrice Wilson -- the person "responsible" for unleashing upon

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So This Happened of the Day: The day Kreayshawn met Rebecca Black and the Internet somehow survived.

[@kreayshawn.]

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Early Bird Special: Rebecca Black performs on America's Got Talent.

I love opposite day! Wait, I mean I hate opposite day. Or is it I love to hate opposite d... ah, screw it -- Rebecca Black sucks.

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It Gets Worse of the Day: YouTube sensation Rebecca Black was forced to leave her school after bullying became too much to bear.

The seventh grader was pulled out of school by her mother, Georgina Marquez, who is now homeschooling the embattled teen.

Referring to her harassing classmates,

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Haters Gonna Rightfully Hate of the Day: You didn't ask for it, but you're getting it anyway: Rebecca Black's latest single, "My Moment," has arrived to scrape away the scabs that were just starting to coat the wounds inflicted upon your ear drums by her last audio abomination.

What're you gonna do? This is apparently her moment. And she's waited for so long. Five whole months. Which might as well be forever.

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Cover Art of the Day: Monday. (And spontaneous human combustion comes afterwards.)

[ok! / ontd.]

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Here We Go Again? of the Day: 14-year-old Lexi St. George, the latest pop music product to roll off the Ark Music Factory assembly line, was "discovered" by CEO Patrice Wilson at a shopping mall casting call sponsored by GMA.

That's right: Patrice Wilson -- the man responsible for inflicting a second Black Plague on unsuspecting Earthicans -- was hired by Good Morning Am

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Lost Cat of the Day: Another day, another hugely popular viral video gets removed from YouTube: Just under two weeks since Rebecca Black's "Friday" was taken down at the behest of Black and her legal team, it seems that that other nightmarish earworm, Nyan Cat, has also been unceremoniously scratched out, ostensibly by

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First World Problems of the Day: Zach, aka FunnyZ, has a bunch of first world problems.

Surprisingly absent: Being best known for making the first Rebecca Black parody video.

[reddit.]