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14 People Reveal The Comically Depressing Reasons They're Not Rich

Probably most of us can relate to these funny tweets written by people who don't have as much money as they'd like. At least we can take comfort in the fact that we aren't alone?

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Paris Hilton Is Getting Roasted On Twitter For Asking The Internet To Tell Her Something She Doesn't Know

America's darling rich girl, Paris Hilton, tweeted the other day for her followers to "tell her something she doesn't know." Of course, Paris Hilton isn't know for her brilliance, so Twitter has been poking fun at the heiress. 

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Snobby Rich People Bikes Get Roasted In Hilarious Twitter Thread

These are GOLD. Peloton bikes are a gleaming reminder of the ridiculous ways companies will target rich people with fat wallets to throw away more money with a reckless abandon. 

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Kylie Jenner Was Just Named Youngest 'Self-Made' Billionaire And People Have Some THOUGHTS

It's official: Kylie Jenner is the world's youngest "self-made" billionaire ever at age 21, even younger than Mark Zuckerberg, who made his first billion at 23. There's no doubt that Jenner, who started Kylie Cosmetics in 2015, works incredibly hard at what she does, but the internet has been skeptical of whether "self-made" is an appropriate title for someone born into the already-wealthy Kardashian-Jenner empire. 

Twitter users have been offering their spicy takes on the matter, which you can read below.

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High Maintenance Cheapskate Expects Dog Sitter To Work For Pennies

It's truly amazing how the world's most difficult and high maintenance people expect the world yet aren't willing to pay a fair price for their high standards. This is definitely the case in the following text exchange between a dog sitter and a prospective customer. 

It seems that Junie's owner thinks she is doing a favor paying $110 for a week of dog sitting - while expecting the dog sitter to be with the dog 90% of the time. And administering complicated medication. The texts are absolutely infuriating, especially when it becomes clear that the prima donna isn't getting what she wants. Don't be like Junie's dog mom. Treat people with respect. Most of the comments on the poor dog sitter's post agree with us. 

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Roundup Of Elon Musk Memes That'l Restore That Receding Hairline

Our boy Elon Musk might be the most cringey billionaire on the scene right now, and we can't help but love the resulting meme content. 

elon musk memes that are funny and will restore your faith | Elon Musk asking for the dankest meme and someone sends how do you do fellow kids with Elon's face on Steve's | Meme about Elon's hair line which has gotten way better over the years, presumably from some expensive treatment
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[Insert jokes about "likes" and "status updates" here] But seriously, Facebook honcho Mark Zuckerberg married his girlfriend, Priscilla Chan. Zuckerberg, whose little-known social media network went public on Friday, will now also be rich in love. Awwww.

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