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A collection of funny tweets that kept us entertained | AJ Mendez Brooks Follow @AJBrooks Just bumped into mannequin said "sorry Then said "Oh thought were person Then realized still talking mannequin. 12:44 AM 24 Jan 2013 6 17 1,556 v 1,388

Funny Tweets That Hit The Spot

Friend of guy's ex uses his Netflix for years without his knowledge | online BLOCK ADD 21 OCTOBER 2017 Messages this chat and calls are now secured with end--end encryption. Tap more info. TODAY Hey have paid Netflix account? 20:51 Who is this don't have number saved 20:53 Its K Can u please pay tonight 20:55

Friend Of Ex Uses Dude's Netflix For Years, Dude Finds Out

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A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | Calla Wahlquist O @callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old s not old have sheets older than Mother: well perhaps sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine going need an ambulance | quixoticrealism TOLD MY DAD CHILL AND HE SAID AM CHILL" AND SAID THOUGHT U WERE DAD DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester bitter defeat

Clever Comebacks That Deserve Medals

Movie theater employee gets called out for messing with customer's order | work at movie theater and skinny bitches order diet coke, I give them regular. Wahahahaha theforcekeepers DO NOT DO THIS. This makes so angry | If work movie theater and do this have no respect My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic go movie theater always get intolerant but because stomach ulcers are still healing couple years ago went Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked green tea latte with soy

Tumblr Thread: Importance Of Giving Customers What They Ask For

A collection of times that people got called out for lying online | love food here but not tonight had awesome asparagus till tonight out date asparagus. Told manager and he argued with Who does am manager at hair alon. Customer is always right no matter Like Response owner 6 months ago Our asparagus is brought fresh daily KNOW food excellent wrote this because were caught walking tab (literally snuck out back door) without paying bill | My landlord wants play but he picked wrong tenant IS RESPO

Lousy Liars That Got Called Out Online

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funny "not my job" and "you had one job" moments | pipe installed in the air above a large rock boulder | single orange traffic cone before a pile of trees blocking the road

Impressively Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

A collection of images showing people that parked terribly | YESTERDAY MATE MINES TOLD DRIVER BLACK CORSA, NOT PARK COMPANIES PARKING SPACE UMPTEENTH TIME. HE GAVE MY MATE ATTITUDE AND IGNORANCE. SO MY MATE PUT SCAFFOLD UP AROUND HIS CAR aaaa NBO5 FYC

Entitled Drivers That Parked Badly

People share their wildest shower thoughts | u/Great_Bacca 23h 3 1 Award "My brother--law works at CDC" is new "My uncle works at Nintendo".

Shower Thoughts Spawned From Hyperactive Minds

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A collection of funny and hilarious moments from Tumblr | spillywolf If courage isn't absence fear but doing right thing regardless maybe confidence isn't absence insecurity but knowing have real worth despite 160zm this is beautiful randomslasher By this same token, maybe goodness isn't absence bad thoughts or impulses, but conscious choice behave according moral ideals spite them | derofeba my computer decides deny access because admin restrictions OWN avengerofdeath2 As someone who works noth

Random, Golden Moments From The World Of Tumblr

A collection of funny and bizarre Tumblr nuggets | BAD JOKES badjokesbyjeff Judge order pay $10,000 Mario: why? Judge s fine Mario sadly] no itsa not silentraptor4000 Plz Jeff, change url | existentialcrisisetcetera Current favourite thing: Strange tumblr curses like "Ill shred shoes" or fill lobby with sand" black--lavend3r 's all fun and games until forget filter yourself and are now known office threatening steal people's teeth mamoru sorry black--lavend3r work game developer so have playtes

Totally Random, Funny, And Bizarre Tumblr Nuggets

fake karate master fail exposed

Phony Karate Master Gets Exposed

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Aggressive texter bombards guy's phones with paragraphs | Oh shoot. So sorry did not mean send s little embarrassing My old phone didn't allow send videos and since just got this one on Thursday still trying see can do and dunno pressed scrolling through my gallery but total accident and now really embarrassed so 's best don't talk anymore ?

Woman Bombards Man's Phone With Storm Of Texts

A collection of really bad jokes about various movie details | Spiderman (2002) Ben Parker tells Peter Parker famous line "with great power, comes great responsibility Most people assume this reference Peters superpowers, but really, Ben is just referring strict set safety rules he had follow as an electrician.

Really Hilariously Bad Jokes About Movies

bad jokes that are so bad they are good | Person - does joke become dad joke becomes apparent.

29 Bad Jokes That Are Actually The Best Jokes

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Tumblr dissets Pokémon's probability system, and it's amazing | rocketreturns remember mirage island shit pokemon r/s/e fucked nonsense ask-oncies-jizz had talk an old man once per day. then game would generate 2 random number bytes. those bytes would have both match also random and unseeable personality values one party pokemon. assuming had full party 6 roughly 1/10000 chance. thats rarer than finding shiny. and this wasn't once per random encounter this once per day. this only way find liechi

Tumblr Thread: Pokémon's Probability System Is Madness

Tumblr story of game warden who let poachers reel him in in scuba gear to catch them | Terry Grosz fish and game warden caught illegal fishers by waiting Eel river wetsuit and reeled himself fisherman cast out their lines. After writing citations and confiscating their fishing rods, he went back into river and swam away. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com

Tumblr Thread: Game Warden Who Let Poachers Reel Him Up In Scuba Gear

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