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Via Cracked #6
Want to vent that anger for longer than 10 minutes? Well, then maybe communism is not right for you.
More Weird Ways Governments Are Handling The Crisis via Cracked
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Kellyanne Conway opened herself up to some serious photoshop ridicule during her Wednesday FOX news appearance. To squash the belief that Donald Trump Jr. had colluded with Russia, Conway held up two pieces of paper reading "Conclusion? Collusion" and "Illusion, Delusion."
While the flashcards haven't been particularly successful at disproving anything, they do make a fantastic meme template. In the words of Adam Downer, associate editor at Know Your Meme, "He who holdeth a white sign shall become a meme for a time." Take note, Kellyanne.
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That pic posted with the story is of Russian Rubles
Trying to sell your apartment could be quite challenging, mainly because supply is usually surpassing demand. Who could be asked for help in this situation? Alexander Kainov from Chelyabinsk, Russia, decided to address the legendary moviemaker, Quentin Tarantino, who came to a visit in Moscow this month. When Kainov saw his extreme popularity, he decided to use the exploding number of memes on the Russian internet, added them to photos of his flat and published the result. As you can imagine, his advert became very popular.
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In the immortal words of Limp Bizkit: “Give me something to break.”
Because you know, somedays you just don’t wake up, and that’s why Moscow resident Alexei Barinskiy started a business that let’s you break stuff.
For a fee, Barinskiy will allow you to enter Debosh (“Debauch” in English), a service that allows customers to enter a space where they can break whatever they want for as low as $140.
Fans of the cult Adult Swim series Delocated surely remember this from that episode where Jon develops a business, “Rage Cage,” which is “way more relaxing than yoga.” Barinskiy does not cite this as an influence, which is a shame.
Developed when Barinskiy had the common problem of hating his co-worker and having a lot of junk to give away, he rented out an industrial space and turned it into a garage sale for charity. But what to do with the leftover stuff?
Barinskiy decided to let people just destroy it. For $140, Barinskiy will fill up a room with junk and let people destroy it. You can even customize the design of the room.
“The cost depends on how elaborately the room is designed,” writes The Washington Post. “A popular choice is a replica of the office where the customers work.”
The Washington Post even reports that Barinskiy even built a room specifically so the reporter could take out some frustration over the presidential election.
It was a replica of a polling place, complete with a ballot box and red-white-and-blue posters marked with slogans used by Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. With Moscow so interested in the election result that the Obama administration accused the Kremlin of meddling in the vote, Russians were bombarded with often-skewed coverage of the campaign by the state-run media.
“We enjoyed the American election,” Barinskiy said as he and an employee, Alan Tigiev, lifted their sledgehammers menacingly. “Maybe too much.”
We all did.
Via AP
If Russia is ever Under Seige, well, let’s just say Putin’s got a friend who is Above the Law,Out for Justice, and Hard to Kill
We’re talking of course about Steven Seagal, the direct-to-DVD, neck-snappin’ superstar, who President Vladimir Putin, in an Executive Decision, just awarded Russian citizenship to. Looks like Putin’s got some backup if he’s ever On Deadly Ground.
Seagal and Putin have never been too far Out of Reach, as their friendship has had a Code of Honor for years, with Seagal escorting Putin to martial arts expos around the world.
The NY Daily News reports that in the past, Seagal has called Putin the “greatest leader alive today.”*
"He cares more about Russia than anybody I know," said Seagal. "And he's not afraid to get up and do what needs to be done."
Seagal isn’t the first celebrity to be named a Russian citizen. Gerard Depardieu and Roy Jones, Jr. are there with him, feeling the Fire Down Below in the Belly of the Beast.
Uh… Marked for Death. Under Siege 2: Dark Territory.
