Everyone needs to read this woman's insightful Facebook post amidst the whole college admission's scandal dominating our news feeds.
Recently Donald Trump tweeted the word "TREASON?" in light of the New York Times op ed that was published on Wednesday. The article was supposedly written by someone within the Trump Administration, calling themselves part of the "resistance."
After Trump's "treason" tweet, people on Twitter began making their own amusing parodies, which you can read below!
Apparently in Germany, kids get to plan their own senior parties. According to the Daily Mail, a stripper was brought in to the school under the guise of making a presentation on "equal rights" but obviously the kids learned about something else that day. The "speaker" came dressed in business attire and started out talking about teacher-student relationships, which she followed up by taking off that business attire and giving a few students a lap dance (as you can see in the video).
Since everyone in the room and involved was technically an adult and not underage, the teachers allowed the performance to go ahead. We imagine the school's official response to this event looked something like this:
Kermit the Frog has got a new boo.
After Kermit and Miss Piggy announced their split earlier this summer, Kermit told the press that he had a new love in his life. Well, now we finally have a peek at the happy couple.
Meet Denise, Kermit's girlfriend. She's also a pig, but seems to be a bit more chill than Miss Piggy.
As with most things, reactions were mixed on the Internet.
Kermit doesn't know any beautiful female frogs? His mama's a frog. His sister is a frog. Who taught Kermit to hate himself?— Rae (@raesanni) September 1, 2015
Kermit needs to stop dating outside of his species and get himself a nice, strong amphibious queen like croakisha. pic.twitter.com/yqe4wKEgr2— JR. (@June__NYC) September 1, 2015
Close Friends chime in on the Kermit/Piggy scandal. pic.twitter.com/i0m0T4RKja— CasanoVa Brown (@YahWeh_Tweets) September 1, 2015
*Moves Kermit out the way* Denise what's good? pic.twitter.com/ETJ81KX4Vb— ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ (@NasMaraj) September 1, 2015
But it doesn't seem like Miss Piggy even cares to notice all of the new attention on Denise.
We're not going to link you to the photo in question (there's some sort of Google device that can do that for you), but we will say this: There was a very special light-load single-engine plane that made a landing in difficult terrain, and there's pictures US Airways tweet to prove it.
YouTuber CentralPAVote brings this footage of what appears to be a malfunctional voting machine that would check a vote for Mitt Romney even when the voter repeatedly filled the ballot for Barack Obama. Also check out the Reddit thread for the real-time development on this story.
Yesterday, The New York Times published a story which outlined a bribery scandal at Walmart de Mexico and today, a video featuring VP of Corporate Communications, David Tovar, went out, claiming that the company has been investigating this matter while working with the Department of Justice. There is some comfort in knowing that when it comes to shady business practices, Walmart is not limited to keeping it stateside.