We're in the home stretch, trying to keep it together until the weekend. These relatable and intensely witty tweets are here to make this time pass just a little bit more easily. Sit back, relax, and scroll away.
Before the backlash ensues about running a good 'ol green text story that may or may (most likely) not be entirely true, just hold your horses and appreciate the creativity evident in this sexually depraved little tale. If the dude's goal was to bring back the kind of glory stories that'd keep his friends entertained long into their older years, than mission accomplished. Can't imagine this is what his dad had in mind for his son when he encouraged him to get out and explore the world though.
Advertising content on a social media page isn't always glamorous or creative but Groupon has managed to go down in history for making their Facebook ad content uproariously funny. The online retailer made a Facebook post declaring they are "contractually obligated" to let their audience know when the very phallic "Banana Bunker" is featured on their site. The "Bunker" is basically a sheath designed to protect bananas from wear and tear, but saucy commenters immediately made the NSFW connection and absolutely went for it on the post.
The engagement doesn't end with the commenters - whoever is in charge of Groupon's social media made sure that the responses were just as clever and just as raunchy. The ad did so well that the company brought the product back a few month's ago. We almost want to buy one ourselves..
Not only did he submit erotica, he submitted 10 pages of original, professional grade, high octane smut. The good stuff. We don't envy someone in a jam quite like this, but hopefully this isn't the end for our wordsmith. People have a history of sending the wrong thing to their professors, like this student who sent a bizarre cat photoinstead of an essay.
Spring is in the air and we're feeling friskier than ever, and chances are we're not alone. Because let's be real, we don't need a season to tell us when it's time to get down or time to take matters into our own, um, hands. To cope with the frustration we've put together this batch of kinky, sexy, and self-deprecating memes. You're welcome.
RAWR, those Olympic bodies!
Rio athletes have been allocated 450,000 condoms, and it seems they intend to use them all.
Tinder use has been up, with an increase in matches of 129% in the Olympic Village over the weekend.
But with bodies like these...
...all we can be is jealous.
Read the full AP article here.
ATTENTION: Kylie Jenner has a broken nail, everyone!
She really wants you to know this. Kylie Jenner—model, TV star, Instagram icon—has a broken nail. Oh, and she also wears black Moschinos.
The teen took to Instagram today in her underwear to speak about her cuticle problems.
Why did she feel the need to post about her broken nail? Or better yet, post about it in her underwear?
For the #likes, duh.
She's following in her sister Kendall's footsteps. Kendall posted a photo of her n*pple earlier this week to celebrate reaching 40 million Instagram fans.
We did this, America. Shame on us.
You'll want to sin after hearing Scarlett Johansson's sexy version of the Holy Bible.
Joining SNL writer and cast member Mike O'Brien on Tasty Radio, ScarJo offers up a titillating rendition of Deuteronomy that will make any Bible believer blush.
Slavery, forced marriage, stoning, cutting people's hands off— the Old Testament never sounded so hot!
Lord, forgive us.
Disney mostly shows their princesses in an innocent light, what with the films being made for children and all.
But Los Angeles-based artist Andrew Tarusov had another idea.
He has worked on a striking series, called 'Princess Pin Up', and shared it all on his Instagram account.
Given that Thanksgiving is right around the corner, I imagine that some of you have procrastinated in picking up the hero of the annual meal. In case your local market is out of the fully prepped birds, you can always go the natural route and hunt one down yourself. This morning talk show advises you on what equipment you'll need and how NOT to use it.
People magazine's recent decision to proclaim musician and star of The Voice, Adam Levine, this year's Sexiest Man Alive has been stirring up some controversy. What do you think about the decision? Let us know in the poll below. Do you think it should have been somebody else? Do you even care? Share your thoughts by leaving a comment.
Do you think Adam Levine is the Sexiest Man Alive?