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Spring is in the air and we're feeling friskier than ever, and chances are we're not alone. Because let's be real, we don't need a season to tell us when it's time to get down or time to take matters into our own, um, hands. To cope with the frustration we've put together this batch of kinky, sexy, and self-deprecating memes. You're welcome.

Memes for when you're feeling a little naughty. But before you get going, get your weekend that much closer with these Thursday memes all about bringing the weekend into your grasp. If this list doesn't satisfy your urges, check out this raunchy collection of memes, or these Sex Memes that everyone can relate to.

NSFW: While these memes don't technically show anything dirty happening, they definitely utilize stills from some of the internet's favorite pornography. Scrolling through Pornhub or Xvideos may not provide you with intellectually stimulating content, but we're amazed at how these dirty videos are reborn through Recontextualized Porn Memes. Here are some of our favorite of these naughty memes.

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In media, people spend a lot of time setting the mood before doing the nasty. Lighting way too many candles. Queuing up some soulful Barry White-esque grooves. Maybe throwing about some rose petals. Most sex-havers, however, know that's not how it actually goes. Sometimes when you "Netflix and Chill" the entertainment is less than sexy. And this Twitter thread from @marisagz is a testament to how little people care about the background when they're ready to get it on. It's an amusing thread, and definitely left us feeling happy that we're not the only people who have had sex to something like Shrek.

Tinder tends to be a pit of despair and desperation... most of the time. Sometimes, though, it can also be a great source of hilarious moments and, believe it or not, amazing one-liners. I suppose people have to be pretty creative on there to stand out. Big ups to these Tinder peeps for not taking themselves too seriously. And here are another 44 Funny Tinder moments for when you're done with these.

Funny and attractive? That's a winning combo for today's fast-dating landscape. It seems that dating today relies on the ability to think of (or look up) witty puns quickly, so if you don't have your A game with words, forget about it. Here are some conversations from Tinder peeps who know how to sling a word or two, and some of these are actually really impressive. I wonder if they got a reward from the person they were chatting up...

And here are some more funny Tinder screenshots since you are probably all into that kind of stuff.

If you're a fan of Spongebob Squarepants and like for your memes to leave you feeling personally attacked, this is the gallery for you. From horny memes to memes about the struggles of schoolwork, there's something in this big 'ol batch for everyone. Spongebob may be a children's cartoon. But it could be considered a little microcosm (literally) of how the real world really works. You'll have people you like, people you hate, lust after, and those who will be your best work buddies forever, or until your contract runs out / your fired. But regardless, Spongebob gave us endless moments to cherish, many of which have been turned into memes. So head over and check out some of the most classic Spongebob memes ever created, and decide which one is your favorite. 

Sometimes they are so imperfect they are doomed to fail. It is a mystery sometimes how people come together, and how they stay that way longer than half a second. And sometimes they are so imperfect in the best way. Those goofy couples that are simply adorkable together. With almost vomitory cuteness and endless photos on social media expressing themselves as only they know how. Or, behind the scenes the girl is yelling at the guy to smile right and complaining that the side she's on doesn't compliment her, even though she took 20 pictures on that side that day. Either or, it's your own perception. These memes are for all the couples out there. Whether you wanna make your boo smile while they are at work, or laugh after you've had a fight, there are some gems that'll do just the trick. 

If you ever wondered what really goes on when it gets hot and heavy at home for couples, they may not be exactly what you are looking for, but these hilarious sexual relationship memes will give you a peek at what is really going on. Or these relationship memes that are way too accurate for comfort, and will definitely have you comparing to your own happily ever after story. And finally, some more relationship memes that your special someone will appreciate getting.

All relationships have their ups and downs. While your partner may provide you with unending emotional support, they may also provide you with constant roasting or eat all your leftovers. That's why it's important to laugh about the idiosyncrasies of being committed. It's not always a walk in the park, but hopefully your relationship isn't ever boring. And if you're in the mood for more, here are some funny relationship memes that even single people might be able to relate to, and some relationship memes that you should definitely send you special someone.

Sappy relationship posts are some of the more nauseating things you come across on the web. These relentlessly sarcastic (and often f-cked up) parody posts are the perfect way to wash your eyes of that corny crap. Who needs flowers and Instagram filters, lets get some real couples up in this b--ch. Those who are looking for more Hallmark cards to send to their significant other are in the wrong place.

More Relationship Memes?

Want to know everything and anything there is to know about couples' intimacy? Then I suggest you read a book. But these sexual relationship memes or these regular relationship memes will definitely get you on the right track. Or just check out even more dark and dirty relationship memes to get the low down on the rest. And finally some spicy relationship memes for the extra flavor.

Ahh relationships, the tumultuous roller-coaster ride of joy and despair that comes with sharing your life with another person. There might be some low points, but the good always ends up outweighing the bed. I mean bad. Not the bed, the bad. Outweighing the bad. That is what I meant. Whatever, here are your memes:

And for those found wanting more relationship memes:

• 18 Relationship Memes To Send Your Special Someones- Relationship Memes that both he can send her and she can send him.
• 39 Relationship Memes That Perfectly Sum Up What It's Like Being With Someone - Some of these hit a bit too close to home, and all of them punch below the belt.
• 12 Fascinating Facts about Relationships- The heart wants what the heart wants, and the data to back that up
• 21 Annoying Habits that Put Relationships to the test - Things the love of your life might do that will make you not want to love them anymore.
• Funny Relationship Memes that even single people will like.

It's like you're reading the morning funnies, only funnier and 100% more offensive.

The internet has revolutionized so much of our lives - drones deliver packages to our houses, we can keep in touch with our loved ones around the world, and with Tinder and other dating apps - we can use terrible, punny pickup lines from the comfort of our homes. Ain't life grand?

One night stands are a little like Russian roulette. When they're good, you get all the benefits without any further obligation. But when they're bad...they're really, really bad. These horror stories are a reminder to be careful before flirting with that mysterious stranger. You might get more than you bargained for.

You know how it goes, you're getting in the mood with your SO preparing to do the horizontal tango and things are starting to heat up. You feel like you should say something to bring the tension to another level but you're not quite sure what to say. Do you resort to a cliche? Do you not say anything at all? Or do you go with your favorite movie quote?

The last option might never be a good move, especially so if you don't know the person all that well. However, if your SO has a great sense of humor these might just work in your favor.