Advertising content on a social media page isn't always glamorous or creative but Groupon has managed to go down in history for making their Facebook ad content uproariously funny. The online retailer made a Facebook post declaring they are "contractually obligated" to let their audience know when the very phallic "Banana Bunker" is featured on their site. The "Bunker" is basically a sheath designed to protect bananas from wear and tear, but saucy commenters immediately made the NSFW connection and absolutely went for it on the post.
The engagement doesn't end with the commenters - whoever is in charge of Groupon's social media made sure that the responses were just as clever and just as raunchy. The ad did so well that the company brought the product back a few month's ago. We almost want to buy one ourselves..
Sometimes, you just need a long list of funny memes without having to explain anything to anyone. This is such a list.
Memes so funny you'll breathe slightly heavier out of your nose for like 2 seconds while pursing your lips to avoid actually smiling. Who wouldn't want that? Well these Funny Memes might suffice. If you need a little more, head over to eBaum's and sample out these Funny Memes That You Might Enjoy. Caution: these memes may be too funny for some people.
Get down with your bad self and check out these scandalous memes to whet your appetite.
Memes for when you're feeling a little naughty. But before you get going, get your weekend that much closer with these Thursday memes all about bringing the weekend into your grasp If this list doesn't satisfy your urges, check out this raunchy collection of memes, or these Sex Memes that everyone can relate to.
Confucius says: If you go to sleep with itching ass you wake up with stinky finger (he didn't actually say that). But I once had sex was so spectacular that even the neighbors had a cigarette. #lifegoals
Spring is in the air and we're feeling friskier than ever, and chances are we're not alone. Because let's be real, we don't need a season to tell us when it's time to get down or time to take matters into our own, um, hands. To cope with the frustration we've put together this batch of kinky, sexy, and self-deprecating memes. You're welcome.
If you're in the middle of a dry spell, you're also in luck. Twitter's new favorite meme is a self-deprecating look at the rollercoasters we experience when we're not getting any action. The tweets are witty, sad, and downright embarrassing all at once. So obviously, we're obsessed.
Okay look, everyone and their grandmother is on Tinder for one thing and one thing only, and honestly many of us are willing to do and say some...rather unholy things to get what we want. Let these Tinder convos be your inspiration before you slide into those DMs with your own horny (and/or cringey) pick-up lines!
The durian fruit, known in southeast Asia as the "king of fruits," has a spiky exterior, soft fleshy insides, and it's flavor is described as "...a strange combination of savory, sweet, and creamy all at once... with subtle hints of chives mixed with powdered sugar. It's supposed to taste like diced garlic and caramel poured into whipped cream."
So the new condom with durian flavor is DEFINITELY a gamble, but maybe one that's worth it? At the very least, it's a lot of fun to watch the embarrassed Malaysians from 1:20 in the video above.
So it's a chance to take:
"Some people don't like the smell of durians, so during sex they might get turned off."
But if you're game, let us know in the comments if they worked well for you (or not).
Anyone out there wanna be the best like no one ever was - but in the sheets?...Well these Pokémon-inspired dildos might be just what you're looking for.
Specifically, 'Pokémoan' is a creation from Geeky Sex Toys, a workshop of self-proclaimed 'cheeky nerds', currently based out of Brisbane, Australia. Brace yourself folks, cause some of the following images aren't exactly 'office-friendly'!
2015's been crowned the year of the female orgasm.
Household celebrities like Amy Schumer and Nicki Minaj spoke out with strong advocation, and outright demand for women worldwide to receive the sexual satisfaction they're deserved.
There's more wood to chop though; Cosmopolitan shared a survey this year, which reveals only 57% of women achieve orgasms during sex with their partners. It's time to close the orgasm gap folks.
This new released website, OMGYES, serves as an online orgasm training program, and actually provides the aid of real women to show through many differing techniques, how they make themselves come.
The site arranges what appears as a vast vocabulary bank full of equally tantalizing techniques, in a practical version of taxonomy based on female pleasure. Knowledge is power folks.
OMGYES users can then pretty much practice till they're perfect via an interactive touchscreen, which broadcasts realtime feedback. So, essentially an orgasm coach in the palm of your hand. Technology's a beautiful thing, ain't it?
Sure, in a brighter, better world full of sunshine and rainbows, there'd be no such thing as blue balls, but nobody's perfect. Some of us definitely suck at bringing others to orgasm.
India's set to kick off it's 2016 film year on an edgy, controversial note.
Two Bollywood comedies, both starring the same actor, are slated for release within a week of one another.
The films, Maastizaade (see still above) and Kya Kool Hain Hum 3 are set for release to the public after facing notable resistance from India's censor board. The films were originally barred a certificate from the famously hypercritical censor board, which was the same board to cut back on the kissing sequences in the latest James Bond flick, 'Spectre.'
The films will debut with their respective 'adult' certificates, but the censorship trivialities continue to endure.
India's Information and Broadcasting Ministry demands to know the reasoning behind censor board chief Pahlaj Nihalani's decision to pass the films. Nihalani validates his contested decision as one born of a 'Catch-22 situation.'
"When we strict with the vulgarity content, were were called prudes... So, we certified some films with scenes and dialogues that we would otherwise have never passed as they went against our guidelines," Nilhalani said.
Lil' Wayne is having a no good, very bad day.
First, someone leaked a sex tape of him wearing nothing but socks with two strippers. He's said he had no idea he was being filmed, and he plans on suing.
Next, his ex Karrie Stefans popped up on social media with some things to say about the naughty video.
The homie @LilTunechi has a sex tape? I know that sh*t is short than a mugg... *presses play*— Karrine & Co.® (@karrineandco) October 12, 2015
Chile...that @LilTunechi sex tape is so dry. Brought flash backs of texting and looking at the ceiling in missionary for 8 years. Sigh.— Karrine & Co.® (@karrineandco) October 12, 2015
Listen, I can only protect a dude for so long. Once the sex tape drops, the jig is up!— Karrine & Co.® (@karrineandco) October 12, 2015
Anywho, I hope no one else sees this tape in its entirety. It's an illegal recording and a violation. And it's dry. Dry. Dry. Dry.— Karrine & Co.® (@karrineandco) October 12, 2015
Here's an excerpt of Stefans talking about her relationship with Wayne, where she cheated on her current husband with him.
Lil Wayne a savage... Supahead can never sneak diss or slander the GOAT name.. Not after this.. pic.twitter.com/ryXZrkUyJp— DJ Akademiks (@IamAkademiks) October 12, 2015
She seems like a great person.
Fox 2 Detroit’s Amy Andrews had an interesting way of describing the weather on Wednesday morning.
The news anchor was chatting with Jay Towers and Alan Longstreet about the day’s forecast, with Andrews noting how fast the week was progressing as it was already “hump day.”
“Hopefully we’ll have a dry hump day,” she said.
And the reaction of her co-anchors was priceless.
They took to Twitter later to respond to her little slip of the tongue.
Amy Schumer’s joke is becoming a reality… sort of.
A new bar/restaurant called Tallywackers is coming to Dallas this May that will feature scantily clad men showing off their pecs, abs and bulges while you dine on your breasts (of chicken).
In case you were wondering, “tallywacker” is another word for penis, or as Urban Dictionary defines it “my gargantious third member.”
And if you think you have one and live in Texas, they’re hiring.
“Our main goal with Tallywackers is to create a fun and entertaining environment for anyone to enjoy,” the restaurant’s head of marketing Winston T. Lackey told Central Track. “That said, we understand that there will be some people who are uncomfortable here, just as there are women who are uncomfortable at Hooters.”
Lackey is apparently very good at his job too, with Tallywackers getting lots of national attention this week on numerous media sites. As of Friday it was also trending on Facebook.
While the restaurant is primarily targeting the gay community, they say, everyone is welcome.
And yes, they will serve hot dogs.