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Working on the next great American novel, or trying to cash on the lucrative One Direction fan fiction market, but distracted by all those crazy Internets?

Well worry no more, because now you can focus with the Hemingwrite.

This simple device is dubbed "the Kindle of writing composition." It consists of a mechanical keyboard and E Ink screen that lets you type distraction-free and backup your work to the cloud, syncing with apps like Evernote and Google Docs.

All you need now is a nice mojito and a bull fight.

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Yes, that is a Double Down (you know, the sandwich with chicken instead of bread) with a beef patty and bacon in the middle. Your heart valves just closed reading that sentence.

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Meanwhile, the rest of us can just marvel at how pleasant this taping process is to look at. You can pick one up here!

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The Mophie Space Pack is a new case for your iPhone that gives you extra storage without needing to upgrade your actual phone. The case fits iPhone 5 and 5s, and it provides an option of either 16GB or 32GB of additional space. You can pre-order yours today and it will ship in March.

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The Copenhagen Wheel developed at MIT learns how you pedal and integrates seamlessly with your motion to make your riding a more enjoyable and effortless experience. Connect the wheel to your smart phone to monitor your activity and customize your ride.

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For part of his college thesis, student Jiho Jang created the GIFTY, an instant camera that captures up to five seconds of video. It then will spit out a number of frames that can be assembled into a flipbook for a hand-held GIF. At the moment, Jang's prototype is the only one in existence. Jang, if you're listening, we would totally back your Kickstarter.

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In the golden words of Wu Tang Clan: "Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M, get the money, dollar dollar bills y'all." Image based on the image template of "Shut Up and Take My Money," submitted by Know Your Meme user FunkPumpkin.