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Siri, what does Siri mean? Do you follow the three laws of robotics? These are just some of the hilarious results of asking Siri serious questions beyond directions to the local bar. Be careful what you wish for.

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Nobody honestly believes that the joke Siri told John Malkovich in Apple's latest iPhone commercial was funny, so Slacktory has given it a major upgrade with a play on one of the all-time classics.

(Sorta not safe for work, iPhones doing dirty, depraved things.)

[slacktory]

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In a new two-spot ad campaign -- his first in the U.S. -- John Malkovich falls for Siri. Destined to be a classic.

(Here's the second commercial.)

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Zooey Deschanel's Siri ad continues to draw the ire of people everywhere who are tired of her "trying-to-be-cute-by-trying-to-be-a-moron-but-it's-all-set-to-acoustic-guitars-so-it's-okay" aesthetic. Some brilliant mind out there created a Zooey Asks Siri Twitter that features probable questions that the Queen of Twee would ask her iPhone. Such gems include:

  • Siri, can you recycle dust bunnies?
  • Siri, make a note: "I mean, how much basil does tomato soup need, am I right? It's like, what am I, a basil monster?"
  • Siri, make a mote [sic]: "Boobs are kind of weird, you know? They're like, bags of jiggly tofu under your skin."

Deschanel has yet to comment, though HelloGiggles will probably do a mock "Siri Asks Zooey" blog post in which they defend their Queen/co-founder from the meanies of the Internets.

[zooeyaskssiri]

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When G-Male -- the imagined Google version of the perfect boyfriend -- meets Siri -- the imagined Apple version of the perfect girlfriend -- data flies.

[thanks, andrea! comediva]