So This Happened of the Day: Andy Cohen's creepy need to have Harry Potter cast members read Harry Potter slash fanfic pays off yet again, as The Boy Who Lived himself comfortably recites a snippet from a story about a rather titillating Harry/Ron rendezvous.
In related news, Daniel Radcliffe recently told Time Out London that he found Harry Potter
So This Happened of the Day: Asking celebrities to the Marine Corps Ball just went next-level: At a Toys-for-Tots event on the Washington D.C.-adjacent Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling, Marine Lance Corporal Aaron Leeks managed to summon the courage he needed to ask Michelle Obama to accompany him to next year's Marine Corps Ball.
So This Happened of the Day: Viacom 18 recently held the "world's first cat premiere" for the Indian launch of DreamWorks' Shrek-spinoff Puss in Boots.
When I am president, all non-feline film premieres will be banned. This is my pledge to you.
Celebrity Endorsement of the Day: How's big-time Hollywood phony Will Ferrell doing? Why don't you come down to Davenport, Iowa, and ask him yourself? He'll be the one sitting on a log by the banks of the Mississippi drinking Old Milwaukee for some reason.
See Also: Old Milwaukee Commercial #2
So This Happened of the Day: Turns out Stanley Hudson has quite a life outside Dunder Mifflin.
Teaming up with "International Musical Sensations" N.U.M. (which stands for Nuthin' Under a Million, natch), sassy Office actor Leslie David Baker parades around his mansion in a weird onesie-looking getup to the sound of his very own autotuned single, "2 Be Simple."
It's all very confusing and bad, but, at the same tim