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Amazon has plans to open 100 retail stores across the U.S., adding to it's current tally of 16 pop-up stores in malls across the Country.



According to Business Insider, "The miniature retail storefronts are a separate effort from the physical bookstore that Amazon opened in Seattle last year and are primarily designed to showcase and sell the company's hardware devices, particularly its Echo home speakers."



They sell the pop-ups as places where you can "Ask an Expert," test drive the products, and buy them on the spot without having to pay for Amazon shipping. Right now they only sell mostly Amazon-specific products like covers for Kindles, headphones, or the Amazon Echo, but brick-and-mortar stores are potential future options if the model proves to be a revenue-driver.

We recommend Amazon sell what it delivers best: disappointment. To that end, they could stock the following products, straight from their warehouses:

Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears

More reviews here.

Nicolas Cage Pillow Case

Get it here.

This Threatening Baby Onesie

Buy it here.

...and anything from this slightly-NSFW list.



Check out Amazon's low rating and reviews on Consumer Affairs' website here, and shop for goods at places that support human rights and living wages here and here.

When you think of Pornhub, you probably think of their sick menswear.

Well, you might after you start buying all your t-shirts and hoodies from that website you spend the rest of your life perusing.

Pornhub recently set up an online store for their new collection of clothing they want to sell to their millions of dedicated fans.

The selection is pretty limited as well as the designs — it's just a bunch of Pornhub logos and invitation to "Zone out with your bone out"

And don't worry, there's plenty for the ladies as well. If this is at all something ladies would want.



So, time to buy yourself all the new school gear you want. And hey, might as well get a jump on Christmas shopping!