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Guy Makes Insultingly Low Offer for Lawnmower So Dude Sends Him to Sears

It's not uncommon in cases of choosing beggars to send an entitled buyer to pick something up, but in reality send them on en endless wild goose chase. This kind of trolling is typically reserved for the more abusive, entitled, and unobservant people who try to waste other people's time with tactless low-balling.

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Cringey Neckbeard Creep Won't Stop with The Roleplay Asterisks

You never know what to expect when someone jumps right out the gate with this kind of "blushes as I climb onto your lap" business. And this guy is PERSISTENT to a creepy fault. Has this strategy ever won over a stranger? Seriously, has this ever worked?

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17 All New Texts From Mittens That Will Make You LOL

Mittens has been texting non-stop and we have gotten all the latest drama from the kitten! Check it out here! 

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This Wrong Number Text Connected New Parents With the Nicest People Possible

When the grandma of a new baby sent out a mass text to family and friends a stranger was also included. It turned out he probably had someone's old phone number. That didn't stop him and his brother from visiting the new parents and bringing gifts for mom and baby to congratulate them.

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Can't Get a Persistent Suitor Off Your Back? Just Pretend to Be Hannibal Lecter

Sometimes, a guy just won't leave you alone unless you give him your number. That was Imgur user lucy2shoes' experience, so she decided to give the persistent fellow her brother's number instead. Then her brother pretended to be one of the most undateable people you can imagine, Hannibal Lecter.

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Adele released her new single "Hello" last week to much acclaim. And unless you've been living under a rock, you've wept alone to this tune at least 15 times.

This guy is apparently living under a rock.

Mary Caldarella decided to text her ex-boyfriend, Matt, these heartbreaking lyrics to see how'd he react.

He didn't get it.

"Last time I asked if we could go on a date when I came to auburn you told me to go f*ck myself."