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In the grand scheme of unexpected ragers with bizarre locations, this right here just took home the gold. The live-tweet account alone is an exhilarating experience, so buckle up and enjoy the ride. 

They don't call it the 'ice cream' of the future for nothing. What we can see in this conversation here, is the beginnings of a long and fruitful friendship between likeminded bros that have an appetite for spontaneity and yes, of course, the Dippin Dots. Nobody go telling DJ Trump's main ice-cream hating henchman, Sean Spicer about all this though...because Dots Bro is the REAL MVP.

These cringe-inducing flirting attempts will lower your faith in humanity just a little bit. 

Splintered piece of Balsa wood got me good. This idiot tried to pull the cop card, when he should've aborted long before that. Brace yourself for a conversation of pure, distilled cringe. 

Their moments of embarrassment when they went full awkward, is now online for us all to see and enjoy. Don't you just love it when things don't work out, and fails occur! It's the best. 

Just like that strange beast we call "love", this is beautifully twisted. 

Well that worked out better than expected...

WARNING: Prepare to be hit by a monstrous wave of expletives. This stalker's insanity-riddled rant is guaranteed to give you some cringe convulsions. Someone clearly didn't wake up on the right side of the bed....for the entirety of his life. I mean, you making (volatile, aggressive) moves or what, bro? 

The most loyal girl to EVER exist...

How exactly does this unfaithful low life think the world works? She definitely needed the rude awakening of a harsh reality check. 

Not sure whether to laugh or to be afraid for this dude's life.

This is the kind of Thanksgiving tale that warms the heart. It was just around this time last year when this grandma mistakenly texted a Thanksgiving dinner invitation to the wrong number. Let's just say the complete strangers handled the ensuing situation perfectly. Oh, and before anyone goes getting all upset: Grandma definitely changed her number after the conversation went viral last year! 

Seriously man, that would suck after a while..or just be plain old weird. But for this dude, he chose to capitalize, prey on the situation. Kind of wonder if him and the chick have met at this point, or established a system.

How do we get this dude all future, thirsty creeps his number (without them knowing)? Seriously, the reality checks he's laying down are unapologetically ruthless. Apparently a lot of dudes don't realize it's weird to wait for a woman they don't know, outside the bathroom. But hey, no time like the present, for a nice wakeup call. 

Take notes for the next time you (hopefully) get a golden wrong number text. 

If you're going to navigate the ins and outs of a group text from a wrong number, THIS is the way to do it.