This guy absolutely dodged a bullet. Seriously, there's a tireless energy to this storm of texts that are basically just a collection of red flags. One look at any of these texts is enough to nope out for good.
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They don't call it the 'ice cream' of the future for nothing. What we can see in this conversation here, is the beginnings of a long and fruitful friendship between likeminded bros that have an appetite for spontaneity and yes, of course, the Dippin Dots. Nobody go telling DJ Trump's main ice-cream hating henchman, Sean Spicer about all this though...because Dots Bro is the REAL MVP.
WARNING: Prepare to be hit by a monstrous wave of expletives. This stalker's insanity-riddled rant is guaranteed to give you some cringe convulsions. Someone clearly didn't wake up on the right side of the bed....for the entirety of his life. I mean, you making (volatile, aggressive) moves or what, bro?
Not sure whether to laugh or to be afraid for this dude's life.
This is the kind of Thanksgiving tale that warms the heart. It was just around this time last year when this grandma mistakenly texted a Thanksgiving dinner invitation to the wrong number. Let's just say the complete strangers handled the ensuing situation perfectly. Oh, and before anyone goes getting all upset: Grandma definitely changed her number after the conversation went viral last year!
