These guys skipped the usual process of talking to a girl and developing interest before asking her out and blitzed straight on into creep mode. Don't try this at home.
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Big shoutout is in accordance for our Troll of the Hour, seizing a particularly awkward situation brought on by a pregnant stranger lady with an affinity for not spelling words correctly. You could say this troll has a supernatural ability to poke sarcastic fun at an otherwise shit-coated scenario.
Is it just us, or do Spongebob memes just keep getting funnier the older we get?
The grand misadventures of Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, Mr Krabs and of course, Plankton. To this day I have the F.R.I.E.N.D.S. song stuck in my head... down in the deep blue sea.
We all have a tough week ahead of us, but as exhausted as it will get, you can always relate to these knackered Spongebob memes or these relatable Spongebob Memes or these cynical ones.
Mittens has been texting non-stop and we have gotten all the latest drama from the kitten! Check it out here!
If your parents are unfamiliar with Snapchat filters and perhaps a little "thick", it can be quite easy to mess with them.
So, when a child shows up with a square head during a WhatsApp conversation, motherly instincts are sure to kick into gear.
As is the case with Rebecca Owen, a receptionist from Manchester, UK, and her mother, who was certain her daughter's square head was the result of a food allergy (salmon paste) or even drugs.
Via NPR
If you're wondering why a movie theater company would allow people to start doing one of the most annoying things you can do at the movies, just blame millennials.
That's what AMC CEO Adam Aron did! In an interview with Variety he said the movie theaters would be willing to go as far as allowing texting during the movie to try to appeal to the kids these days. This is his reasoning:
When you tell a 22-year-old to turn off the phone, don’t ruin the movie, they hear please cut off your left arm above the elbow. You can’t tell a 22-year-old to turn off their cellphone. That’s not how they live their life.
He then followed this up with Tweets confirming tests of this concept in very few theaters. 
via @CEOAdam
Predictably, a huge amount of backlash followed. It turns out that not many people want to pay $10-20 to watch a movie in a theater filled with distracting lights. There were also quite a few millennials that found the assumption that they couldn't detach from their phones for two hours insulting. Aron quickly changed his mind on the matter, ABC reports that he issued a statement in a letter addressed to "AMC Guests" saying, "We have heard loud and clear that this is a concept our audience does not want."
Via Medical Daily
The survey concludes something seemingly arbitrary as a food emoji icon can symbolize body parts or sex, after determining that Instagram banned the eggplant emoji.
The ban was due to its search algorithm revealing the emoji was linked to 'lewd' photos of men and their intimate 'eggplant' parts.
The survey, which polled 5,675 singles, indicated 40% of people who think sexy thoughts more than once a day are apt to frost their texts with a whole lot of emojis; while the more docile of the bunch (once a day sexy thoughts) were proven less likely to drop an emoji.
Basically if someone texts you an emoji, you're totally in. Not really though.
"[Emoji users] want to give their texts more personality," Helen Fisher, the genius brainiac behind the study published earlier this year, told Time Magazine. "Emoji users don't just have more sex, they go on more dates and they are two times more likely to get married."
Via Thrillist
Kerry Quinn from Thrillist has finally answered the question that everyone wants to know.
Dudes send unsolicited peen pics all the time through dating apps and text messages. So, how would they react if a random v-pic popped up on their screen?
They pretty much love it.
Quinn messaged 40 guys and 37 of them said they wanted to meet after receiving the random vag pic Quinn found on the Internet.
Most were very excited.
And, one guy just sent a pic of his dog.
We live in an exciting world.
