Most people these days have that person in their phone saved as 'Satan,' or a similar person who you really, really don't want to hear from. Maybe they cheated or maybe they ghosted you. But chances are when you hear from these exes, you're probably not very happy about it. That's how these former lovers felt when their old flame's came back a-knockin', but they handled the solicitations with sass, spite, and a whole lot of confidence.
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Kayla Eby decided to trick her husband into thinking she'd brought a coyote into their family by telling him it was their new dog. With the magic of Photoshop, she had him convinced that the creature was not only in their house, but right next to their toddler on the couch.
Check out those hilarious texts. We think that is what marriage all about.
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This family thought their beloved cat was gone for good! But it turns out, cats may really have 9 lives!
And we are pretty glad about it. This story might be on the older side when it comes to internet stories about cats, but hey it's still a great story. Who wouldn't be the happiest person in the world that their beloved pet just comes strolling back?
Jen has never been late to work. In fact, in the eight years she worked for her current boss, she's never missed a day except when her son was getting his wisdom tooth removed. So understandably, when Jenn called in to say she'd be late, the boss was more than forgiving. Even if the reason why she was late was… Because of her dog's cuteness. Check out the funny texts messages she sent her boss and more importantly, His awesome reaction to it.
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It's been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sh*t just doesn't get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges.
Warning: We're aware that some of these exchanges *might* be falsified, but we're gonna let that slide because they're still funny as hell.
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A man got over 300 texts from people trying to cash in on Chipotle's free burrito special. They were supposed to text RAINCHECK to 888-222 but several people have added an extra 2 and sent texts to Henry Levine instead.
He told the Washington Post, "The first thing I did was get my free burrito, because I don’t dislike burritos". What a sensible person. Then he started texting back the super fans who sent him more than one message to tell them they had the wrong number. 
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Since then he's become a social media sensation and he appears to be on a quest to get those poor people their free burritos! At least he's got his priorities straight after this newfound fame. 
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There is no world in which this is not awesome. Not as awesome as Yes, This is Dog, but still.
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