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In Hilariuos Text Exchange, Wife Convinces Her Husband She “Adopted” A Pet Coyote



Kayla Eby decided to trick her husband into thinking she'd brought a coyote into their family by telling him it was their new dog. With the magic of Photoshop, she had him convinced that the creature was not only in their house, but right next to their toddler on the couch.

Check out those hilarious texts. We think that is what marriage all about.


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Family Cat Reappears After They Thought She Was Gone, Hilarity Ensues

This family thought their beloved cat was gone for good! But it turns out, cats may really have 9 lives! 

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Women Texts Her Boss She'll Be Late For Work Because Her Dog Is Too Cute & His Response Is Awesome

 Jen has never been late to work. In fact, in the eight years she worked for her current boss, she's never missed a day except when her son was getting his wisdom tooth removed. So understandably, when Jenn called in to say she'd be late, the boss was more than forgiving. Even if the reason why she was late was… Because of her dog's cuteness. Check out the funny texts messages she sent her boss and more importantly, His awesome reaction to it. 

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21 Drunk & Morning After Texts That Are As Dubious As They Are Entertaining

It's been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sht just doesn't get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges. 

Warning: some of these *might be falsified, but we're gonna let that slide because they're still funny as hell.

Funny drunk texts and texts from the morning after.
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burritos chipotle texts A Man's Phone Was Swarmed by People Texting Chipotle, at Least He Got a Free Burrito
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A man got over 300 texts from people trying to cash in on Chipotle's free burrito special. They were supposed to text RAINCHECK to 888-222 but several people have added an extra 2 and sent texts to Henry Levine instead. 

He told the Washington Post, "The first thing I did was get my free burrito, because I don’t dislike burritos". What a sensible person. Then he started texting back the super fans who sent him more than one message to tell them they had the wrong number. 


via Washington Post

Since then he's become a social media sensation and he appears to be on a quest to get those poor people their free burritos! At least he's got his priorities straight after this newfound fame. 

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There is no world in which this is not awesome. Not as awesome as Yes, This is Dog, but still.

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