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'Imagine Your Card Declines' Twitter Meme Is Packed With Amusing Absurdity

Some of our favorite memes imagine situations in which arguably normal sh*t is met with an absurd and humorous response. This new Twitter meme definitely falls into that category. Since last week, Twitter users have been imagining what would happen if their cards were declined at therapy, or (even worse) during surgery. The responses, which are generally outlandish, make for some solid comedy and just a few nightmarish scenarios. Here are our favorites. 

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'Credit Card Declines' Memes Imagine Salty Instances Of Revenge

We're proud to say that it's not often our card gets declined. Usually it's because our bank has mistakenly flagged a purchase as suspicious due to travel or (gulp) overspending. The few times there's been an issue, baristas kindle wave away apologies and we walk away with a free coffee. But what if they weren't so kind? What if the people who provide us with paid services actually decided to get...revenge

The "Imagine Your Card Declines" Twitter meme explored this theme back in early September, but Redditors have been expanding on it by adding amusing images. Most of the "Credit Card Declines" memes imagine folks such as tattoo artists or therapists "undoing" their work as a consequence of nonpayment. They're obviously ridiculous, but seem to be pretty damn appealing to the internet. We've put together some of our favorite examples of the format, but you can read more about its origins over at Know Your Meme. 

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Sixteen Serotonin-Deprived Memes For People Who Should Be In Therapy

These days everyone's mental health has gone to absolute sh*t because as it turns out, being isolated for months at a time can really f*ck with your mental state! Who would've thought? Just remember, everything's gonna be okay and it won't be like this forever.

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Sixteen Psychology Memes For Those Who Want To Feel Jung Again

In case you're confused by the title, Carl Jung was a prominent Swiss psychiatrist and psychoanalyst in the 20th century. And now that you've had a sufficient groan, have some complimentary mental health memes!

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12 Marriage Counselors Reveal Common Mistakes They See Between Couples

If you're thinking about tying the knot with that special someone in your life anytime soon, we strongly recommend you check out the following list of common mistakes that marriage counselors see pop up between struggling couples. You might stand to avoid some unnecessary conflict if you follow these! 

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30 Entertaining Memes For A Variety Of Intellectual Levels

This meme dump has got it all: arguably dumb shitposts, relatable memes, and then we've got the memes for the philosophersand history buffs. If there isn't something here for you then we seriously have to question your sense of humor.  

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It can be hard to find a good therapist, so sometimes you just have to take what you can get. In New York City, look no farther than the subway.

Taking a page right out of Peanuts, this 11-year-old is offering emotional advice in a Brooklyn, NY subway station for $2 a pop. Ciro Ortiz, a 6th grader from Brooklyn, might not have the qualifications to offer therapy, but that hasn’t stopped him from stop him from laying out some hard truths, like telling this dude who’s bummed that his girlfriend is vegan to “deal with it.”

 

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According to the New York Post, Ciro has brings in about $50 on a good day, and that’s with office hours between 12pm and 2pm. Imagine if he expanded. That’s not likely to happen, though. Ciro, who hates school, has plans to become a video-game developer.

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Wise beyond his years, the Post got a little advice of their own from Ciro.

The most common problem he’s seen, Ciro said, is adults having trouble dealing with change.

“They feel a certain way in the past and when they look [back] in hindsight, they say things were so much better back then,” he said.

His advice? “We have to accept [change]. It’s going to happen — it’s always going to happen. Life is always changing.”

H/T Gothamist