Buffalo Bills wide receiver David Clowney was so excited that his recent HIV test came back negative, he decided to share his good news with the Internets. Touchdown!
Good to know victim-blaming doesn't run in the family.
Journalist Barry Malone, who covers Africa for Reuters, reports on some amusing confusion sparked by the arrest of Kony 2012 mastermind Jason Russell.
Tweet of the Day: "Verified: Steve Carell has joined Twitter. --Wayne Gretzky"
Tweet of the Day: Amazing.
Tweet of the Day: Santa Claus does not mess around.
Tweet of the Day: Nickelback is back. Kindly advise me as to the whereabouts of your god.
[@war1057 / wow.]
Tweet of the Day: You are now fully prepared.