Via Florida Man
Florida Man may have outdone himself this time, but still plans to remain in the state.
Found this gem on an eBaums list of memes that caught me off guard.
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When asked how he would vet a Supreme Court justice nominee, presidential hopeful Ben Carson said he would judge them by "the fruit salad of their life".
Okay.....
With hard-hitting statements like that it's hard to understand why some people were not impressed by the debate. 
via @ryanstruyk, @mtaibbi
Others just couldn't stop looking at John Kasich's hands, obviously he was just helping with that fruit salad. 
via @michellemalkin, @morningmoneyben
via @WilliamAmos
Oh well, at least we all learned a new phrase. May the fruit salad of your life be bountiful and free of those green melon pieces that nobody likes.
Via @piccolome
This giant desert is so stunning it'll stop your heart. Sure, it's been done before in a smaller size but now it's much, much larger. This ball of fried ice cream is made of vanilla and Nutella ice cream, covered in crushed Maltesers and smothered in hot, salted caramel sauce. 
According to Mashable when creator Roy El Hachem first experimented with the "Fried Maltella" the ice cream took two full days to set before it could be fried.
The Japanese pro-wrestling world is the strange and delightful place that brought us acts such as Ladybeard, the cross dressing, pop-metal singing strongman. 
via tapla
This magic move comes from Pro-Wrestler Joey Ryan, apparently a man of many colorful speedos and neck coverings. 
via wrestlingclique
This seems to be the first time Ryan has tried this move. According to an interview with Vice Sports, the inspiration for this unique finishing move came from the other wrestler in the video, Danshoku Dino.
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Russia’s war on twerking rages on, as yet another group of women find themselves in trouble with the law after shaking their booties.
In the music video above, six women are dancing at the Malaya Zemlya WWII memorial in Novorossiysk, and now several of them are dancing in jail.
“We condemn these women,” said a rep for the local education department. “Every inch of this land is covered in blood. It is inappropriate.”
Margarita Radetskaya, the 18-year-old leader of the dance group, was sentenced to 15 days of administrative arrest as punishment for “petty hooliganism,” according to The Guardian. Two of the other women will be jailed for 10-days while another two were fined.The sixth girl was underage, so her parents are being punished instead for “failing to take measures to facilitate children’s physical, intellectual, psychological, spiritual and moral growth.”
The twerking video was reportedly intended as a promotion for dancehall classes at a nearby studio called Art Dance, but it is unclear why they chose the WWII memorial as their backdrop.
“In the course of the inquiry, an assessment will be given to how the authorities complied with the laws on preservation of cultural heritage monuments, on education and moral upbringing of young people, and to how law enforcement authorities maintained public order,” said prosecutors, according to The Washington Post.
Another dance studio also recently came under fire after a video emerged of girls in bee costumers twerking on stage with a weird looking “Winnie-the-Pooh” holding a pot of honey.
May marks the 70th anniversary of Russia’s defeat of the Nazis, and the Victory Day festivities are not likely going to involve any sort of celebratory twerking.
Via Divorce Court
Wu-Tang Clan is a relationship “killah.”
On a recent episode of “Divorce Court” with Lynn Toler, a man named Nathan Sellers accuses his girlfriend Lia Palmquist of having sex with the entire hip hop group.
She admits that she went back stage at a show one night, got on their tour bus and later hung out with the group at their hotel (until 7am!), but she didn’t sleep with any of them.
“We were not doing anything but talking,” she says, defending herself. “We talked a lot about politics.”
But Nathan doesn’t believe that for a second.
“She gave Wu some Tang,” he says.
Via Tawana Robinson
That looks safe.
A family in Florida was caught on camera putting their kids in a car trunk last week at a parking lot outside CiCi’s Pizza.
One of the customers in the restaurant captured the whole thing on video, in which you can see them children climb in like a can of sardines and lay down next to each other on their backs.
“We’re about to get shot,” says the woman filming, as she laughs at the scene.
According to witnesses, a few of the adults in the group went back into the pizza restaurant to threaten the woman.
The customers said they were too scared so no one called the police, and the Department of Children and Families has since launched an investigation.
The group also told CBS that it’s better to call authorities about an incident like this rather than shooting video and posting it to YouTube.
Via RWW Blog
Rick Santorum may have said some pretty crazy stuff in the past, but that’s nothing compared to this woman.
Santorum was taking questions at the South Carolina National Security Action Summit last weekend, when a lady stepped up to the microphone and went off on the most insane rant ever.
Did you know President Obama the “Communist dictator” once tried to nuke Charleston? Yup, according this retired school teacher it’s totally true.
“He’s trying to destroy the United States,” she says. “The Congress knows this. What kind of games is the Congress of the United States playing with the citizens of the United States?”
She doesn’t seem to ever really get to the meat of her question and eventually they cut her off. But it takes a while, and Santorum just stands there pretending to listen.
“I’m not a sitting member of the Senate,” he says afterwards. “So I’m not taking blame for any of that stuff.”
Via RWW Blog
Advice of the Day: Pat Robertson Warns Moms of Covens, Curses If Posting Ultrasound to Facebook
It’s one thing to get a little annoyed at anyone posting too many baby pictures on Facebook, and then there’s this.
‘700 Club’ host Pat Robertson was answering some viewer mail on Monday, and he got one from a woman who wanted to know if it was safe for her daughter to post a picture of her unborn child online.
She wanted to know if this would have any harm, spiritually.
And then Roberston went all “American Horror Story” on us.
“There are demons and there are evil people in the world,” he said. “And you post a picture like that, and some cultist gets a hold of it or a coven and they begin muttering curses against an unborn child.”
As a reminder, this is the same man who thinks gays with AIDS wear rings to purposely cut and infect people, joked that man should move to Saudi Arabia to beat his wife and called the 2010 earthquake in Haiti a “blessing in disguise.”
Via The Week
Jasmine Tridevil, a Florida massage therapist, says she sought the surgery in part to make herself "unattractive to men" (Total Recall fanboys might be in trouble still) and hopes to score her own MTV reality show out of her notoriety. What a world we live in...
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Remember Prancercise? Well, it isn't going away any time soon, if this promo video is any indication.
