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31 Hilarious Tweets From the Comedy Geniuses of Twitter

These people didn't fail to get a laugh out of us when we were reading over these tweets. This truly is some Twitter comedy gold. The only unfortunate thing is the limit of characters. Some people deserve to let their crazy flag fly and let us enjoy their inane mutterings. So Cofefe your way through the day with these amazing funny tweets.

Funny Tweets from Twitter that will help you appreciate online humor | Person - Ron Futrell @RonFutrell My wife asked why carried gun around house told her: fear CIA. She Laughed laughed Amazon Echo Laughed shot Echo amazon
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17 Clever Tumblr Posts That'll Speak Your Mind For You

We wish we had come up with these, but alas, we are certainly not clever enough. It''s alright though, we'll just leave it to these clever Tumblr-dwellers to come up with material that consistently makes us chuckle. If you want even more Tumblr posts to make you chuckle, you won't be left hanging. 

clever tumblr posts | science--noise E(z) Time Traveler 1919 have day where honor our struggles Great War War End All Wars mean World War TT: Oh sh t 37,773 notes
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18 Insightful Shower Thoughts to Give Your Day New Meaning

Shower thoughts: fascinating observations born of a few minutes of abstract thinking. Or if you'd prefer: stuff you can quote to your friends at parties to seem smarter and more insightful. Mindblowing? Sometimes. Thought provoking? Yes. If these don't satisfy your thirst for insight, then here's some more.

smart shower thoughts | Monopoly would be more realistic ifthe person with the most money got to change the rules whenever they liked
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Eighteen Tumblr Posts Chock-Full Of Clever Humor

We love Tumblr for its clever antics. It may be an incredibly strange place, but you can pretty much always bet that you're going to find something entertaining. That's why we decided to gather up these 18 Tumblr posts for you. Want even more Tumblr content? Click here!

Funny random Tumblr posts | tilthat TIL 2002 researcher found average 8-year-old British child could identify 80 Pokémon, but only 50 common wildlife species via reddit.com sirobvious Common wildlife species don't normally yell their names at
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Twenty-Seven Amusing Textual Posts For Inquisitive Minds

These posts are for when you want something a little smarter than memes. We're not saying these are smart, but they do require literacy, which is something, right? Anyway, scroll down for some entertainment and enjoy!

Funny text-based posts from Twitter and Tumblr | female hysteria @LocalGoblin bigass spider my room is now named Cotton Eyed Joe because want know two things where did he come where did he go
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15 Comebacks That Crushed People's Pride into Dust

These roasts are laser-guided and optimized for surgically precise destruction. We wish we could always be as on fire as these clever people right here. They made the comment section their gladiatorial arena. If you wanna see more savagery, then check these out.

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20 Mind-Lathering Shower Thoughts to Massage Your Brain

Here are some unnecessary witticisms for you to ponder over. You won't exactly learn anything but they're still fun thoughts that you probably have never had before.  So grab your loofa and dig deep into your brain folds. Check these out for more neuron-stimulating shower thoughts.

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19 Shower Thoughts to Repeat at a Party and Pretend You're Profound

The shower is the perfect place for your mind to wander down various rabbit holes. Something about it seems to lead people down strange avenues of thought. Often these thought exercises leave us with an interesting reflection on our own reality. Some may be profound. Most will be next to useless shower thoughts about how almost no one has ever made real eye contact with their own ass, or something.

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17 Incredibly Dumb Celebrity Puns That Had Us ROFLing

These celebrity name puns might just be the epitome of the dad joke, but we're really okay with that. Sometimes puns just catch you by surprise with their wit and you don't even think about how stupid they are! 

You can click here for even more terrible yet clever dad jokes!

puns from slight modified celebrity names
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