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A Barrel of Puns to Dive Into

Puns may be the simplest form of humor, but sometimes simple things are great. Are puns sometimes teeth-chatteringly painful to read? Absolutely. But sometimes they're really clever. These ones can be a mixed bag. For another kind of bag of dad jokes, here's another sackful of puns to spill all over.

silly and stupid puns | normal-horoscopes TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE HORSE DIES AN HOUR AND SECOND HALF IS GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE REANIMATE SO SHE CAN WIN BIG DERBY hombredeflorida Necroprancer normal-horoscopes TAGLINE CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE Source: normal-horoscopes #HORRIBLE LAUGH 121,487 notes
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Spelling Fails That Mangled Words Up Nice

You can't sit down and make everyone spell the way you'd like them to, so you're just kind of left with seeing the mistakes where they arise and laughing about them when you can. Who knows what the cause is for all of these spelling fails. It could be public schools, sheer ignorance, aggressive autocorrect or a combination of all three.

funny dumb spelling fails | text messages yea am fine with earth and stuff but get confused w chrome zone thing whatever Chrome zone? Chromosome?
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A Smattering of Puns to Fill the Pun Void

Honestly we're not sure if we even love or hate puns. These clever jokes and witty jokes just kind of exist. Some puns satiate our wordplay cravings while others just make us mad. Some make us feel smart for liking them, others make us feel stupid. They're just never going away.

Funny and stupid puns | My friends: Stop algebra jokes don't get em don't care about JU mde with minnte opinion onion pie | Do see minnow fin? Yes 100 Harris Teeter Acetaminophen 1Compare Active Ingredent Tyleno Era Srength Capets Extra Strength, 500 mg PAIN RELIEVER /FEVER REDUCER Contains No Aspirin See New Warnings Jnformation AR 100 Caplets
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48 Wordy Pun-Filled Memes For Lovers Of Language

Communication is difficult, and if we're being honest the English language is particularly guilty of making no sense. But if you can read English, and are aware of its nuances and absolutely illogical quirks, you'll probably appreciate this batch of memes, tweets and posts. 

funny memes, tweets, puns about the english language, french language, tumblr posts | Andy Ryan @ltsAndyRyan Daughter does gays mean Well know mum and dad love each other two men can love each other same way Her: So 's 'penetrating gays Er read whole sentence Her She stared at him with penetrating gaze Oh | theanimejunkie: bossubossupromode: Two students, James and John were given grammar test by their teacher question is better use "had" or "had had this example sentence teacher collected tests
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Pictures Worth More Than 1000 Words (22 Images)

Every week, we bring you a new collection of animal pictures that are simply too incredible to describe in anything less than 1000 words. Some pictures are just like that, the stories behind them are too vast and complex. And many times, even though we may not know the story, it takes all but one glimpse to know that it's there. Something must have led to this special moment in time being caught, either something hilarious, adorable, or shocking. 

So, look at these incredible photos and let your imagination take over. Who knows? Maybe you'll see one that will inspire you and have you wanting to make something incredible of your own.

pictures that are worth more than 1000 words thumbnail includes a picture of a seal in water with its whiskers frozen
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Tumblr Thread: The Wild World Of Ambigrams

Little did you know that all your day was lacking was a quick and educational exploration of the world of ambigrams. They're a whole lot of fun. 

A Tumblr thread explores the world of ambigrams | just-shower-thoughts word "swims" is same upside down bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella smiws eazyintheheezy upside down, not backwards. silly.
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Times People Tried and Failed at Words

Not only are words hard to spell, sometimes they're also hard to think of. For example, there are times when you can picture the image of a woodpecker in your head but the only thing that comes out is "jackhammer bird." When someone can't think of how to spell "spaghetti" they get extremely creative and come up with misspellings that feel like a kick in the dictionary.

spelling fails and funny misspellings | do like paseggiliti wtf is pasgetti lol idk spell spaghtetti? yes single now | VILLAINS VOLLEYBALL VILLIANS
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Wordy Memes & Humor For The Cunning Linguists

It's easy to take communication for granted. And we shouldn't. The ins and outs of language are actually fascinating, whether you're talking about the written or spoken word. And there are so many jokes to be made about the words we use to convey information. Some of the examples in this gallery are pretty terrible puns, but there's also a lot of cleverness. You may even learn something new.

Funny wordy memes, bad puns | Kieran @KieranMSimpson common English mistakes mixing up there, their and they're -using wrong too or two -using apostrophes plurals -enslaving innocent people -putting commas wrong place | 90s Arsenal Soccer Club had player called David Dicks he injured Newspaper wrote"Arsenal play without Dicks coach upset so Newspaper changed headline read "Arsenal play with Dicks out record number women attended match. imgflip.com
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Anthony Scaramucci Is Getting Roasted Hard On Urban Dictionary

It's been almost a week since Anthony Scaramucci was removed from his position as White House communications director, but the jokes are still rolling in. The latest fad in Mooch mockery comes in the form of Urban Dictionary entries. The faux definitions range from predictable (a 10 day space of time) to downright lewd. 

Compilation of funny memes of Urban Dictionary definition entries on Anthony Scaramucci.
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25 Ridiculously Bad Spellers Who Need To Read A Dictionary

Listen, words are hard. We don't like reading all that much, and we keep forgetting how to spell the word tomorow. Tommorrow? Tomorrow. There we go. Anyway, these folks, and other abysmal spellers of the world have no business misspelling what they're misspelling, and the results can become fun flights of the imagination. 

People spelling words terribly.
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marist poll says whatever is the most annoying word of the year
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Ok, you disaffected teens, listen up. We all know you’re too cool to care about anything, but frankly, we're sick of having to pretend to be cool around you. We’re tired of raising our hands for a high five only to watch you pull your hand away, run your fingers through your hair, and say that we're "too slow."

And now the tables have turn.

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In a new Marist Poll, “Whatever” was voted as the most annoying word, followed by some other teen favorites, like “no offense, but” and “I can’t even.” What can’t you even? What?!? Please, tell us!

Marist reports: “‘Whatever’ irritates 38% of Americans followed by ‘no offense, but’ with 20%. ‘You know, right’ is irksome to 14% of residents nationally as is ‘I can’t even,’ 14%. “Huge” grates on the nerves of 8% of Americans, and 5% are unsure.”

Take that, teens. But, as it turns out, only olds find “whatever” offensive. 49 percent of Americans over 45 find “whatever offensive.” Then it starts to dip into other offensive youth talk.

“Digging deeper, ‘whatever’ tops the list for those 30 to 44 years old, 33%, Americans 45 to 59 years of age, 48%, and those 60 and older, 49%. Among Americans under 30, ‘I can’t even’ takes top honors with 33%.”

Either way, keep your bad attitude to yourself, teens. And stay off my lawn.

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H/T Huffington Post