wrong number

Seriously man, that would suck after a while..or just be plain old weird. But for this dude, he chose to capitalize, prey on the situation. Kind of wonder if him and the chick have met at this point, or established a system.

How do we get this dude all future, thirsty creeps his number (without them knowing)? Seriously, the reality checks he's laying down are unapologetically ruthless. Apparently a lot of dudes don't realize it's weird to wait for a woman they don't know, outside the bathroom. But hey, no time like the present, for a nice wakeup call. 

Take notes for the next time you (hopefully) get a golden wrong number text. 

As far as the worst possible scenario to unfold for a dude who has a strange, pressing desire to get into a conversation about his dick; this is pretty damn brutal, man. A solid, proper trolling that he invited upon himself. 

If you're going to navigate the ins and outs of a group text from a wrong number, THIS is the way to do it. 

Was she trying to give the poor parent a heart attack? You can feel that secondhand panic from here, and it's highly unsettling. 

She must've done some messed up sh*t. 

When you're having an emergency, make sure to accidentally call this Good Samaritan. Unless you plan on calling 911. Actually, this stranger could probably help with that too.

Classy mom parenting 101 right here. 

This is one of those wrong number texting conversations that was set up for a highly entertaining, rage-riddled interaction from the start. Clearly our angry wife in this situation was already having a day, and the last thing she needed was for her husband to 'play games' about grabbing milk from the store. On that note, let the hilarious exchange begin. 

When a wrong number texted this guy, and proceeded to swarm him with some thirsty interest, he met the advances like a cautious pro. It sounds like he's out there dodging all the bullets. And in this case, he passed the "text" with flying colors. Hell, by passing this one, he might've avoided another one's risky results. 

After a wrong number texted this person with a dramatic accusation, they took it as a chance to be supernaturally funny and string them along.

It's always nice to have a little fun when you end up on the receiving end of a weird wrong number text.

Adam seems like a swell dude. 

Heather's got a BIG thing coming. We'll make sure to update this list if any sort of sh*t hits the fan. 

People clearly need to text the wrong number more often!