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Aggressive texter bombards guy's phones with paragraphs | Oh shoot. So sorry did not mean send s little embarrassing My old phone didn't allow send videos and since just got this one on Thursday still trying see can do and dunno pressed scrolling through my gallery but total accident and now really embarrassed so 's best don't talk anymore ?

Woman Bombards Man's Phone With Storm Of Texts

top ten 10 chairs underwater of the week | abandoned old chair with its back sticking out from a green pond lake outside in nature

"Chairs Underwater" Is A Ridiculously Niche Community

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Tumblr dissets Pokémon's probability system, and it's amazing | rocketreturns remember mirage island shit pokemon r/s/e fucked nonsense ask-oncies-jizz had talk an old man once per day. then game would generate 2 random number bytes. those bytes would have both match also random and unseeable personality values one party pokemon. assuming had full party 6 roughly 1/10000 chance. thats rarer than finding shiny. and this wasn't once per random encounter this once per day. this only way find liechi

Tumblr Thread: Pokémon's Probability System Is Madness

Tumblr story of game warden who let poachers reel him in in scuba gear to catch them | Terry Grosz fish and game warden caught illegal fishers by waiting Eel river wetsuit and reeled himself fisherman cast out their lines. After writing citations and confiscating their fishing rods, he went back into river and swam away. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com

Tumblr Thread: Game Warden Who Let Poachers Reel Him Up In Scuba Gear

Things that you wouldn't expect to be dangerous but are | tomato_soup_ 6.0k points 12 hours ago Palm trees. They are so much heavier than they look and their branches can kinda just fall off without warning Echospite 1.8k points 9 hours ago Aussie here. Beware eucalypt on hot day middle drought. Eucalypts shed branches stressed. Usually 's small clusters, but sometimes jump six feet hear massive CRASH outside and see huge motherfucker on lawn amount times almost had one land on our car

Things that are Surprisingly Dangerous

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ominous and scary warning signs | STOP Extreme Heat Danger Walking after 10 AM not recommended HEAVTRIORERORRUBOteReA. Si sconsiglia fortemente di uscire dopo le 10 am Das Wandern spaeter als 10 Uhr morgens ist nicht zu empfehlen Uwaga. Chodeenie po 10 rano jest hardro niebespiecane est deconsel de marcher apres 10 h du matin No se recomienda realizar caminatas despue de las 10.00 .m | Ts better correct an unsafe friend than bury one.

Terrifying Signs that make their Message Clear

Cringey and unsettling facts from AskReddit, disturbing animal facts, yikes, crigneworthy | gkibbe 11h 4 Awards People who handle cockroaches develop allergies them. This usually prevents them drinking pre-ground coffee because cockroaches get grounded with large batches. Reply 21.7k

'Unfun Facts' For People Who Want To Feel Unsettled

Funny random tumblr memes | -am--fish everytime stay at hotel take bite out soap bar confuse cleaning staff damaramegido hey op real quick Actual fuck transselkie Hey op do realize by actually biting chunk fucking soap are fact one losing karo-chic y'all are just jealous op is brave enough monch on forbidden chocolate am--fish living dragon-hated-art does forbidden chocolate taste like -am--fish soap | neutraldankhotel eats 100 ears corn two hours am corn king cannot be outcorned eats 101 ears

Various Tumblr Gems to Keep the Day Moving

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Karen makes neighborhood miserable, so she proceeds to get fined, and goes bankrupt | r/NuclearRevenge Join u/gustavotherecliner 332d told this belonged here. Bitch tries destroy my orchard destroy her life. Sorry, might get bit long. TL;DR at bottom. Well, lets start few years past. My great grandparents planted an orchard is now at least 120 years old. My grandparents and my parents were really proud peach trees growing and did their best keep them good health and well always threw big party p

Karen Makes Neighborhood Miserable, Gets Fined, Goes Bankrupt

Attempts that resulted in failure | looking at apartments cause im trying move and look at this fkn kitchen tiny kitchen that is just a sink a microwave and two cupboards

Attempts that Nosedived into a Field of Failure

Unfortunate mistakes, messes and fails | dog who has ripped out a cushion from a couch and made a hole through it | car missing both back wheels

Misfortune Monday: Uneventful Days Aren't Bad Days

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The best dank memes from the past week | Teachers use Zoom Teachers use Discord B Plar Miss Frizzle magic bus | My desktop right now beg memes if kim jong un kim jong un mercy dies memes if survived korean

The Dank Drop: 25 Of Our Favorite Dank Memes Of The Week (4-25 To 5-01)

Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

Weird things people tried selling online | Handmade BBQ Grill $50 Listed 3 days ago Raleigh, NC Send seller message Is this still available? Send | Sectional couch $1,000 Listed over week ago Marysville, OH Send seller message Is this still available? Send

Unusual Stuff People Tried to Sell Online

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WTF and crazy things people did to spite their Ex spouse during a divorce | JortsEnthusiast69 4.7k points 2 days ago Once had boss who had leave his house 6 hours while his ex wife grabbed all belongings she legally entitled too he returned home every knob and handle gone. Door knobs, cabinet handles, drawer handles, anything screwed onto something and used open she had taken. Every day next week he would occasionally yell out "SHE TOOK FUCKING KNOBS"

Wild Stuff Divorced People Did to Spite Their Ex

Funny dank memes from the past week sourced from /r/DankMemes | Dad: Look into my eyes if laugh lying. Also my dad: Donald Trump without nose | Earth: wins miss universe 67th time Aliens: Monsters Inc. in dresses

The Dank Drop: 25 Of Our Favorite Dank Memes Of The Week (5-16 To 5-22)

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