Here are some highlights from this week in politics:

Donald Trump likes horrible people:

1. Trump this week enlisted hired Steve Bannon, the executive chairman of Breitbart News, and a right-wing media pundit who loves to argue to lead his campaign, because his camp doesn't have enough hot air swirling around it already.
   
   
   
   
   
2. #SaysWho
   
   Donald Trump's lawyer is arguably more childish than he is:
   

When asked about being down in the race, Trump adviser replies, "Says who?"https://t.co/HO9wqbdDWR https://t.co/C2UzSDdUo4

— The Situation Room (@CNNSitRoom) August 17, 2016

Chefs for Hillary Needs Your Recipes

Hillary Clinton, long-time politician and food-eater, is enlisting chefs to create foods in her honor for a campaign called "Chefs for Hillary."




With current suggestions like, "Patriotic Penne Pie" and "Stars and Stripes Sugar Cookies," we think people can be a little more creative. How about we whip her up some "Criminal Justice Reform Meatloaf, "Labor and Workers' Rights Baked Potatoes," or "Small Business Tacos."

Bring em on, America.

Utah Lt. Gov. Cox Shows Human Side, Apologizes for Perpetuating Homophobia

Utah Lt. Gov. Spencer Cox, touched by the Orlando Massacre, was prompted to apologize for his past homophobia. In a poignant vigil in Salt Lake City on Monday he honored the victims and survivors, acknowledging his lacking in the past.



We still have a long way to go, but moments like this give me more faith in politicians.

Cards Against Humanity Wants Your Vote

Getting in on the political season, Cards Against Humanity has launched a campaign to get your vote. Watch here to participate, and all proceeds go toward... hrm, well, just pay attention:

America Votes with Cards Against Humanity from Max Temkin on Vimeo.

 

Gorkana Jobs has a listing from Pottermore that reads like this:






To try your luck, hurry before the closing date of Sept. 15th, and apply here.

Cinnamon Roll Pie Crusts are the new Paleo Diet. Or... wait, is that not how that works?

Anyways, this new food trend is rocking blood sugar levels everywhere, from Pinterest, to the Food Network, to Aunt Roberta's Canasta club:



It's easy to make, all you need to do is buy grocery store cinnamon rolls, slice them thinly, then place them carefully to create your crust. For more specific prep details, go here and watch this video:

And to try an AH-MAZING-looking Cinnamon Roll Dutch Apple Pie, go here.



Bon Appetite!

Toasteroid has a Kickstarter for their toaster that allows you to create pictures or send messages on your toast, from both remotely or nearby!

The possibilities of sending secret messages to your travelling latchkey Father are super exciting, as depicted by the girl from their Kickstarter video:



It works like this:



...and allows you to nag from near or far:




To be fair, it looks really cool:

So at $98,000+ already raised, toasts all around!

Turn up your man-crushes folks, because Chris Pratt has once again won our hearts by giving us commentary from his recent InStyle Magazine shoot.

He took to Instagram and relayed hilarious anecdotes for all of his fans to see:













The whole hilarious series culminated in this awesomeness:





We heart you, Chris Pratt!