Adult films have been putting students through college for years. But not quite in this way.
Pornhub, the fap destination for millions of students everywhere, is offering a $25,000 college scholarship
. And all you have to do is answer this one simple question: How do you strive to make others happy?
Along with an essay, applicants must have a GPA of 3.2 or higher, be 18+, attend an accredited post-secondary institution and create a 2-5 minute video that elaborates on their application.
That's what Jenn Kaminski, a self-described "unemployed creative" in LA, wants you to know. She's found true love, which just happens to be in the shape of a life-size Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Leonardo balloon.
The happy couple posted their announcement on Facebook
this week in a set of hilarious engagement photos.
"Me and my bae decided to take a couple's photo shoot today. I think we look great," Kaminski wrote.
With the help of three of her friends, Kaminski was able to capture these precious moments forever. But why did they go through all of this trouble?
"We simply had a birthday balloon, an overabundance of free time and too many engagement photos in our Newsfeeds," they wrote.
Best wishes on your impending nuptials, Jenn and Leonardo. May your life be filled with years and years of pizza!
That song you're singing—it doesn't mean what you think it means.
Pretty much every 90's kid has heard 'Macarena.' The song was played at schools, backyard BBQs and even churches. But that just goes to show you that our parents were blissfully unaware of what the lyrics were actually speaking about.
Infidelity, threesomes—'Macarena' has it all.
Watch the video above and learn the true meaning of the lyrics. And prepare your childhood memories to be tainted forever.
The Kentucky clerk defiant in her opposition to marry same-sex couples has been jailed for contempt of court.
Kim Davis was taken into federal custody today after a hearing with Judge David L. Bunning, another legal defeat for the clerk who has said issuing same-sex marriage licenses violates her religious convictions.
"The court cannot condone the willful disobedience of its lawfully issued order," the judge said. "If you give people the opportunity to choose which orders they follow, that's what potentially causes problems."
The judge said Davis would be released once she follows his original order to issue marriage licenses.
Until then—we hear that Orange is the New Black, Kim.
"Under God's authority," is the reason Kentucky clerk Kim Davis continued to refuse to issue any marriage licenses today.
Hours after the Supreme Court refused to intervene on her behalf, Davis met with one gay couple and told them she would still not issue marriage licenses because of her religious convictions.
The clerk has not issued any marriage licenses since the marriage equality Supreme Court ruling in June. And her battle through the courts has drawn a national audience.
"I've asked you all to leave. You are interrupting my business," Davis is heard saying before walking back into her office.
After the blood-boiling encounter, lawyers for the same-sex couple who originally sued Davis filed a motion
to find her in contempt of court. The motions seeks fines and not jail time.
Just a reminder: Kim Davis has been married four times. Just let that sink in.