OMFG.

[thanks, ben!]

In a move that many in the U.S. might consider a mere slap on the wrist, a court in Norway has found Anders Behring Breivik sane and sentenced him to just 21 years in prison for the 2011 massacre of 77 people at a youth camp on Utoya Island.

The sentence is the most severe Breivik could have received under Norwegian law; it can be extended at a later date if he is still found to be a danger to society (which of course he will be).

"Now we won't hear about him for quite a while. Now we can have peace and quiet," said Per Balch Soerensen, whose daughter was killed in the shooting.

[shortformblog]

This is the smallest functional bike you'll see all day.

The video description, translated from Russian, also promises it's very fast.

[yababoon]

After Germany beat Argentina at the World Cup in 2010, a group of drunken revelers in Münster came across a woman attempting to parallel park -- and that was all it took for the exuberant cheering to continue.

[mashable]

If ever there were a time to track down a friend with a truck...

[yababoon]

Sick Lollipop-Making Skills of the Day: A Chinese street vendor whips up an intricate dragon-shaped caramel sticky-pop for a young sweet-toothed patron.

[likecool.]

Meanwhile, In Norway of the Day: "Ice skating and sh*t."

[@alex_ogle.]