Everything Went As Expected of the Day: As the saying goes: Mess with the crab, get the pinchers.

[misscellania.]

Meanwhile, In Russia of the Day: Excuse me, sir, but do you realize how unsafe it is to drive around with a busted headlight?

[copyranter.] 

Bare Necessities of the Day: A grocey store in Ketchikan, Alaska, received an unexpected ursine visitor last Saturday, when a bear cub entered the establishment and headed straight for the produce aisle.

According to KRBD, one of the store's patrons was able to grab the cub and haul it outside. The Anchorage Daily News

Meanwhile, In Russia of the Day: The people on the bus go squish, squish, squish.

[bestofyt.]

Adorable Animal Being Adorable of the Day: And now, a rat eating ice cream off the street through a broken manhole cover while a crowd of Chinese onlookers gathers around to watch.

[sayomg.]

Meanwhile, In Russia of the Day: Part motorcycle, part rehearsal space, Moscow-based musician Alexander Ishutin's "bandwagon" exists to serve a single purpose: Being bizarre.

[reddit.]

Thatsracist.gif of the Day: President Obama, best known as the spokesman for Kentucky Fried Chicken Hong Kong, appears to have assumed the rank of Colonel and opened a competing fried chicken establishment in Beijing.

According to Shanghaiist, the exploitative eatery's slogan reads "We're so