Everything Went As Expected of the Day: As the saying goes: Mess with the crab, get the pinchers.
Bare Necessities of the Day: A grocey store in Ketchikan, Alaska, received an unexpected ursine visitor last Saturday, when a bear cub entered the establishment and headed straight for the produce aisle.
According to KRBD, one of the store's patrons was able to grab the cub and haul it outside. The Anchorage Daily News
Thatsracist.gif of the Day: President Obama, best known as the spokesman for Kentucky Fried Chicken Hong Kong, appears to have assumed the rank of Colonel and opened a competing fried chicken establishment in Beijing.
According to Shanghaiist, the exploitative eatery's slogan reads "We're so