J&D's Bacon Salt, maker of a variety of bacon-themed and bacon-flavored products, has created a way to take your love of everyone's favorite wonderful, magical animal with you to the grave: a bacon-patterned coffin.
You can make this box of "18-gauge gasketed steel with premium bacon exterior/interior" your final resting place for the low price of $4,999 -- no returns accepted.
Ron Swanson has probably already made his arrangements.
Wonderful, Magical Animal of the Day: Researchers at Detroit Medical Centre say they managed to stop a patient's life-threatening nosebleed by stuffing bacon up her nose.
"Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults successfully stopped nasal hemorrhage promptly, effectively, and without sequelae," write the four authors of a paper publi