Early Thursday morning, a vandal broke into All Points Electric in Brandon, Manitoba. He hasn't been caught yet, but judging by this footage from the security camera, the idiot doesn't have much hope…
There it is:
"My last name is c0caine," proudly stated the man at the podium. His name was indeed legal and inscribed on his driver's licence. "You know, I'd thought I'd seen it all," Hurley laughed, shaking his head. "How many times have the police told you to step out of the car during your life?"