Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day: If You're Going to Hold Up a Gas Station, Avoid the One With an MMA Fighter Behind the Counter

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Dumb Criminal of the Day: Thief Forgets His Escape Route

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Early Thursday morning, a vandal broke into All Points Electric in Brandon, Manitoba. He hasn't been caught yet, but judging by this footage from the security camera, the idiot doesn't have much hope…

Shoplifting and Social Media Bragging Really Don't Mix

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Yep, after this shoplifter stole a dress she proceeded to show off the same merchandise in her Facebook photos, leading to her arrest. Smooth move! Check out the full story here:

Pro Tip for You Amateur Burglars: Log Out of Facebook Before Exiting the Smash and Grab

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These Pranksters Get What's Coming to Them and Ended Up Calling the Cops... on Themselves

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The Judge Can't Even Believe This Guy's Name, and Neither Will You

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There it is:



From Arbroath:

"My last name is c0caine," proudly stated the man at the podium. His name was indeed legal and inscribed on his driver's licence. "You know, I'd thought I'd seen it all," Hurley laughed, shaking his head. "How many times have the police told you to step out of the car during your life?"

Your Arrest of the Day Features a Suspect Caught in a Cookie Monster Onesie, Because This is the World We Live in

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