Never before has the phrase "hold the pickles" led to more near-bloodshed. Luckily, no one was hurt from this incident, except maybe our collective dignity as a nation/race of sentient beings.
Everyone has seen this "pink goop" picture showing what was inside of McDonald's Chicken McNuggets.
We're all aware that McDonald's doesn't dish out the most healthy foods. Would you believe then that an Iowa man actually lost weight eating only from Micky D's for 90 days? Science teacher John Cisna lost 37 pounds after the three month experiment that included a daily regiment of recommended calorie intake and exercise. His conclusion: poor decisions make us fat; not McDonald's.
Bowing to pressure from public health activists and upcoming national healthcare regulations, McDonald's will put calorie counts on its menus -- in glaring lights -- beginning next week.
Did you catch the part about in lights? As if we didn't already feel enough shame by eating there...