WARNING: Language, obviously.
You've got a bright future ahead of you, kiddo.
And here's what the poor guy looked like trying to report while it all happened:
Maya Angelou had previously canceled a luncheon in Houston earlier in the week for health reasons, though the way this station phrases it she had seemingly decided to cancel after her own passing. Smooth move!
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