On-Air Blooper of the Day: Woman selflessly takes it upon herself to educate CBC News viewers on the dangers of texting and walking by demonstrating its painful consequence live on the air.

[guyism.]

On-Air Blooper of the Day: Anchorwoman talking about sausages has a Freudian dick.

[thanks cw!]

I, For One, Etc. of the Day: 50-foot spider caught on camera attacking NASA's Space Shuttle Atlantis.

As for the spider-swallowing myth? False.

[reddit.]

XD of the Day: MSNBC analyst and lingual maverick Meghan McCain thinks Mr. and Mrs. Obama deserve "some small emoticon of privacy."

Modicum, emoticon; potato, prosciutto.

Speaking of which, what would an "emoticon of privacy" look like?

[buzzfeed.]

On-Air Blooper Prank of the Day: NBC 26 Meteorologist Brian Niznansky will apparently read any old thing that is written on the teleprompter, including, appropriately, a classic quote from Anchorman.

I hereby demand "Anchormaning" become a thing.

[huffpo

On-Air Blooper of the Day: "Don't say assh*le, don't say assh*le, don't say assh*le.

Sh*t."

[thanks cw!]

Early Bird Special: TGIF before a long weekend, amirite? Irene knows what I'm talking about.

[videogum.]