On-Air Blooper of the Day: Woman selflessly takes it upon herself to educate CBC News viewers on the dangers of texting and walking by demonstrating its painful consequence live on the air.
On-Air Blooper of the Day: Anchorwoman talking about sausages has a Freudian dick.
I, For One, Etc. of the Day: 50-foot spider caught on camera attacking NASA's Space Shuttle Atlantis.
As for the spider-swallowing myth? False.
XD of the Day: MSNBC analyst and lingual maverick Meghan McCain thinks Mr. and Mrs. Obama deserve "some small emoticon of privacy."
Modicum, emoticon; potato, prosciutto.
Speaking of which, what would an "emoticon of privacy" look like?
On-Air Blooper Prank of the Day: NBC 26 Meteorologist Brian Niznansky will apparently read any old thing that is written on the teleprompter, including, appropriately, a classic quote from Anchorman.
I hereby demand "Anchormaning" become a thing.
On-Air Blooper of the Day: "Don't say assh*le, don't say assh*le, don't say assh*le.
Early Bird Special: TGIF before a long weekend, amirite? Irene knows what I'm talking about.
If You Think Your Friends Will Think You're a Badass for ...
The Only Weakness of the German People: Pronouncing the English ...
Look at this Cat of the Day: Your Cat Doesn't Care About ...
Victors & Spoils is Fighting Back Against Unrealistic Beauty ...
Watch How Winter is Rough on Waffles the Terrible
Hopes And Dreams
Take a Look Back at the WINs of 2013!
The Women of FAIL in 2013
The First Escalator in Uzbekistan is Causing Some Issues
What If Santa Was Scientifically Accurate?
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more