Narcissist chef Anthony Bourdain swung by the Great GoogaMooga Festival in Brooklyn over the weekend for a little Q&A -- at which a little girl asked Bourdain how he'd cook a unicorn:
He would roast the loin, grill the legs, braise the forequarter and use the horn to pick your teeth with after the meal. For the record, unicorn marrow is delicious, he says.
Well, she asked. Not sure which is more creepy, though: Bourdain's answer or a little girl who wants to cook a unicorn.
The 90's explode into a discordant plume of tamagotchis and slap bracelets as Jim Carrey takes the stage at Arlene's Grocey Studio to perform The Smashing Pumpkins' "Bullet with Butterfly Wings." (Actual song starts @ 1:20.)
So This Happened of the Day: Andy Cohen's creepy need to have Harry Potter cast members read Harry Potter slash fanfic pays off yet again, as The Boy Who Lived himself comfortably recites a snippet from a story about a rather titillating Harry/Ron rendezvous.
In related news, Daniel Radcliffe recently told Time Out London that he found Harry Potter