Oooh, Burn of the Day

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Oooh, Burn of the Day
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Sadly, this isn't Google Maps' real Twitter account -- the L is actually a capital I.

Saying What We're All Thinking: NFL Edition of the Day

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Saying What We're All Thinking: NFL Edition of the Day
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At 78,812 retweets and counting, this totally legit gripe from Green Bay Packers lineman T.J. Lang -- after the Seattle Seahawks were mistakenly given a game-winning touchdown Monday night -- already has overtaken Obama's May tweet in support of gay marriage.

Lindsay Lohan Actually Gets It Right of the Day

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In the past year, Amanda Bynes has been arrested for DUI, been involved in two hit-and-runs, and had her car impounded for driving on a suspended license.

But she hadn't hit rock bottom until Lindsay Lohan called her out on Twitter.

[bestweekever]

Ochocinco FTW of the Day

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Ochocinco FTW of the Day
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Cheryl Minton, of Franklin, Ohio, sent a sad tweet to Miami Dolphins wide receiver Chad Ochocinco: "I'm feeling pretty low today. Lost my hubby 2 weeks ago. Together 30 years. Very hard. Please pray for me. Thanks..."

Little did she know, the NFL star is renowned for taking care of his fans -- and he promptly tweeted back an invite to his upcoming wedding.

How did Minton react? "I'm flabbergasted! I love you!"

Awww.

Olympic Qualifier of the Day

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Olympic Qualifier of the Day
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In the age of social media, sometimes Twitter is faster than the Olympic Committee when it comes to informing athletes that they've qualified for London. 2008 Olympic gold medalist Ricky Berens experienced this firsthand today, after the news of Michael Phelps dropping the 200-meter freestyle reached him through Phelps' coach, Bob Bowman.

Having finished third in an event where only the top two qualify in trials, Beren's path to London was cleared when Phelps bowed out.

This isn't the first instance of someone getting big news from all the wrong places either. Back in December of last year, Oakland Athletics pitcher Craig Breslow found out he'd been traded to Arizona via Twitter.