If you're not using a Jack of Clubs to slice watermelon, you're doing it wrong.
Ice cream is one of life's simple pleasures. This fact is irrefutable.
It takes a lot, then, to make the frozen dairy treat into a construct of pure horror. Observe this commercial.
Try to watch it just once. And then try to go on with the rest of your life.
There are no words.
You might not get what you're expecting. At least it was quick.
Utilizing some truly amazing cg animation, this video throws in so many sociopolitical metaphors that it almost becomes poetry. Or something.
Possibly Not Safe For Work, and goes best with a side of drugs.
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