After Hours: Friends don't let friends drink Jim Beam without running it seductively across their tongue first.

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Cinema Rage of the Day: According to a report published in the Latvian media, a movie-goer in Riga allegedly shot a fellow Forum cinema patron during a screening of Black Swan following a verbal altercation concerning the man's popcorn-chewing volume.

The 27-year-old -- who is a police academy graduate with a doctorate in law -- fired at the 43-year-old seated next to him

This Is All Kinds Of Outrageous of the Day: 21-year-old Michigan musician Evan Emory has been charged with "manufacturing child sexual abusive material" -- a crime that carries a maximum penalty of 20 years behind bars -- for editing a YouTube video. The charge stems from a song Emory performed for an elementary school class that was initially kid-friendly, but was later re-c

What Is This I Don't Even of the Day: Jesus returns to Earth as a robot zombie alien who uses his supernatural powers to fight crime in real estate agent-cum-auteur Neil Breen's literal interpretation of scripture, I Am Here... Now -- screening this Friday in LA as part of Cinefamily's "Holy F*cking Sh*t" film series.

(sNSFW, gifts, drugs, and girls.)

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Lights Out: I have no idea what you're talking about -- so here's Sefus doing the Urkel Dance.

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Creepy Marketing Campaign of the Day: File Under: Are you kidding me with this?: The New Zealand Police don't really get the uproar over their latest recruitment slogan -- "we've got a lot in common with cougars. We like 'em young too" -- but have agreed to pull it anyway.

To be fair, it is somewhat less disagreeable than their previous tagline, "we're just like pedophiles."

After Hours: Tyler The Creator - "Yonkers"

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