New Fear of the Day: Robot Destroys Rubik’s Cube Record, Signals to Humanity: “Your Time is Almost Up.”

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Minor Miracle of the Day: This Christmas Commercial has Animals on Trampolines. Animals. On. Trampolines.

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Post-Election Ritual of the Day: Googling “How to Impeach a President”

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Reactions of the Day: Late Night Hosts React to Trump Win

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Celebrities React to Last Night's Election Results on Twitter

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Video of the Day: This Dude Takes Paintball to the Next Level with Some Colorful Artillery

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Plea for Sanity of the Day: Stephen Colbert Finds the Things that Unite Us

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Nostradamus of the Day: The Simpsons Called the Trump Presidency Over a Decade Ago. D'oh.

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Shocker of the Day: Pokémon Go Makes Users Antisocial

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Exit Strategy of the Day: Twitter Wants New York and California to Secede, Calexit and NYexit are Trending

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High Five of the Day: Multiple States Legalize Marijuana

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Candidate of the Day: A Depressing Amount of People Voted for Harambe

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Promise of the Day: 'TeamBJ' Vows to Give Every Bad Hombre Who Votes Against Trump a Special Reward

Polling Place of the Day: Enter This Los Angeles Polling Place and You Agree to be a Part of “Booty Queens”

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Bad Boy of the Day: Eric Trump May Have Sent an Illegal Tweet from the Voting Booth

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Short Film of the Day: There are No Words for the Short Film "The Light"

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