Falsetto of the Day: Watch the Video for Sam Smith's New James Bond Song for 'Spectre'

Dull Child of the Day: Toddler Gets a Personal-Injury-Lawyer-Themed Birthday Party of His Dreams

Remake of the Day: 'Friends' Starring Hamsters. Because Friday.

Wrong Number of the Day: Cool Dude with a Beautiful Beard Has the Best Responses When a Stranger Keeps Texting Him

Civil Disobedience of the Day: High School Students Protest Dress Code by Wearing the Scarlet Letter

Marketing of the Day: Trevor Noah Hid Ads All Over Google for His Debut on The Daily Show

Matchmaking of the Day: A Wedding's Ring Bearer and Flower Girl Get Married 17 Years Later in the Same Church

WTF of the Day: Woman Blinds Herself Because She Felt it was 'Who She was Supposed to Be'

Wonderfully Baffling Story of the Day: Man Breaks into Home, Feeds Cat, Makes Dinner, Writes in Diary

Response of the Day: Sorority Has the Classiest Comeback After MLB Announcers Mock Selfie-Taking Squad

Hero of the Day: Chris Mintz is the One To Remember from the UCC Shooting

Devastation of the Day: Watch This Little Girl Find Out Adam Levine Got Married

Present of the Day: Mom Orders Minecraft Sword from Toys R Us, Gets 800 Rounds of Ammo As Well

Story of the Day: Spider-Man, a Burning Car and a Severed Finger All Have a Part in this Tale

TBT of the Day: These 1902 French Trading Cards Depict 'Women of the Future' Working Normal Jobs, Wearing Wonderful Hats

Fashion of the Day: Rick Owens Thinks Human Backpacks are So Hot Right Now