Putin of the Day: For His Birthday, the Russian President Played Hockey and Scored 7 Goals

Princess of the Day: Disney Reveals the Voice and Look of Moana's Main Character

Justice of the Day: UConn Expelled That Completely Awful Mac and Cheese Kid

Mane of the Day: Czech Lion's On Point Hairstyle is Making Everyone Jealous

Vertigo of the Day: A Glass-Bottom Mountain Walkway Cracks Under Tourists' Feet

Miracle of the Day: Surgeons Reattached a Toddler's Head After a Car Crash Causes Internal Decapitation

Double Meaning of the Day: Meryl Streep Unwittingly Supported Slavery in a Photo Shoot

Future of the Day: Microsoft's Hololens Will Let You Fight Robots Crashing Through Your Walls

Trailer of the Day: Jaws 19 Comes with Back to the Future 2's Milestone

Bungie Will Bring Microtransactions to Destiny, But Will Use That Money to Give Out Free DLC

Wut of the Day: Stephenie Meyer Wrote a Gender-Swapped Anniversary Edition of 'Twilight'

Nope of the Day: Fire Ants Combine to Form an Island Trying to Escape the South Carolina Flood

Pictures of the Day: NASA Released Thousands of Photos from the Apollo Missions, Some Kind Soul Color Corrected a Few

Surprise of the Day: Watch 12 People Find Out They Won Millions of Dollars at a Business Meeting

Hook Up of the Day: Girl Matches with That Dude Who Upped the Price on the Life-Saving AIDS Drug by 5000 Percent

Quibble of the Day: Florida US Senate Candidate Augustus Sol Invictus Admits to Sacrificing a Goat, Drinking Its Blood