Dog of the Day: Watch This Gnarly Pug Play Metallica's 'Enter Sandman'

Irony of the Day: Watch Jared Fogle Make Fun Of 'To Catch A Predator' Perps Back In 2008

Feels of the Day: 'X Factor UK' Contestant Gets Simon Cowell To Tear Up With Moving Performance

Beetus of the Day: Get The Pumpkin Spice Latte Before Anyone Else With This Code Word

Forever Alone of the Day: Man Celebrates Bachelor Party Solo After Everyone Else's Flights Get Cancelled

Distraction of the Day: Minnesota Uses 'Dramatic Chipmunk' Against TCU Kickers

Love Story of the Day: Woman Posts Engagement Photos With Life-Size Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Balloon

Revelation of the Day: The 'Macarena' Song Doesn't Mean What You Think It Means

Good Boy of the Day: Tom Hardy Took His Dog To The Premiere Of 'Legend'

Haircut of the Day: Rogue Australian Sheep Gets 90 Pounds Of Fleece Removed

Rescue of the Day: Drone Captures Escape From Flash Flood In Maui

Big News of the Day: Kentucky Clerk Jailed After Refusing Judge's Order To Marry Same-Sex Couples

Vindication of the Day: Judge Overturns Tom Brady's DeflateGate Suspension

Genius Idea of the Day: Texas Student Rides Barbie Jeep Around Campus After DWI Arrest

Selfie of the Day: Bear Grylls Posts Selfie With President Obama in Alaska

Lawsuit of the Day: Fox News Host Suing Hasbro Over Toy Hamster With Same Name