Nightmare of the Day: Fisherman Tweets Horrific Monster Fish He Found and Nope

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Prediction of the Day: Start Panicking — The Pessimist's Guide to 2017 Is Here

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Breaking Point of the Day: So It’s Come to This, The Emoji Movie

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Burial of the Day: The Hatchet Which Samantha Bee and Glenn Beck Buried

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Miserably Spoiled Girl Goes Off on Crazy Rant at Her Grandpa Over Being Late for iPhone Appointment

Burning Paper of the Day: The Constitution, Which Burns Ad Nauseam in The Daily Show Yule Log

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Movie of the Day: The Turkish Remake of Star Wars is a “Fever Dream” That Might Be Better Than Rogue One

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Moon of the Day: Wait, That’s No Moon, That’s a Gingerbread Death Star

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Awkward Interview of the Day: Hollywood Legend Jerry Lewis Doesn’t Care About You or Your Questions and He Won't Answer Them

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Trailer of the Day: IMAX Releases “The Mummy” Trailer With Wrong Audio, Improves Trailer

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Failure of the Day: “It’s A Wonderful Life,” From Flop to Communist Propaganda to Hollywood Classic

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Sad of the Day: Facebook Lets You Send A Christmas Card to the Loneliest Person You Know: Yourself

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Lesson of the Day: Sorry to Rein on Your Parade, But Reindeer Are Real

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Passenger of the Day: Airport Security Tells Man in Speedo "No Shirt. No Shoes. No Dice."

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Stupid Thing of the Day: There Are Very Few Words for This Unicycle Riding, Flaming Bagpipe Playing Darth Vader

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Secret Santa of the Day: Bill Gates Got This Redditor An Insane Christmas Bounty

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