George Costanza of the Day: A Smoking Guy in a Motorized Wheelchair Sets Off a Low-Speed Police Chase

B-Boys of the Day: This Tag Team Super Group Strikes Some Mean Poses with the Help of a Fly

Future Nonsense of the Day: Invisible Cars are Almost Here, Folks.

Drunk Wizard of the Day: Simon Pegg Apparates to The Tonight Show as an Inebriated Ron Weasley

Cat Call of the Day: Dudes Watch What Happens When Their Girlfriends Walk in New York City Alone

Feels of the Day: Jimmy Kimmel Chokes Up Talking About that Dentist Who Killed Cecil the Lion

Hug of the Day: Inspiring Woman Born Without Arms Meets Child with the Same Condition

Reboot of the Day: Resurrecting the 90s Continues with the Return of 'Married...With Children'

Useless Invention of the Day: KFC Reveals a Bucket of Chicken that will Print Your Selfies

Heisenberg of the Day: There's a Breaking Bad Themed Coffee Shop in Turkey

Outrage of the Day: People Hate This Lion-Killing Dentist

Remembrance of the Day: New Zealand High Schoolers Honor a Beloved Teacher with a Maori War Cry Dance

DIWhy of the Day: People are Making Their Own Selfie Sticks Out of Common Household Ingredients

Non-Federal Holiday of the Day: It's the Second Annual #UnfollowAMan Day

Scientology Singalong of the Day: Tom Cruise Joins Jimmy Fallon for a Lip Sync Battle

Hitchhiker of the Day: Cats Ride Black Rhinos in South Africa