Commitment of the Day: One Man Plans to Draw All 100,000+ Items in His Late Grandfather's Tool Shed

Killjoy of the Day: This Infographic Will Ruin Coke for You

Rockers of the Day: 1,000 Musicians Beg Foo Fighters to Play in Italy by Performing 'Learn to Fly'

Translation of the Day: Google Shows Off a New App While Singing La Bamba

George Costanza of the Day: A Smoking Guy in a Motorized Wheelchair Sets Off a Low-Speed Police Chase

B-Boys of the Day: This Tag Team Super Group Strikes Some Mean Poses with the Help of a Fly

Future Nonsense of the Day: Invisible Cars are Almost Here, Folks.

Drunk Wizard of the Day: Simon Pegg Apparates to The Tonight Show as an Inebriated Ron Weasley

Cat Call of the Day: Dudes Watch What Happens When Their Girlfriends Walk in New York City Alone

Feels of the Day: Jimmy Kimmel Chokes Up Talking About that Dentist Who Killed Cecil the Lion

Hug of the Day: Inspiring Woman Born Without Arms Meets Child with the Same Condition

Reboot of the Day: Resurrecting the 90s Continues with the Return of 'Married...With Children'

Useless Invention of the Day: KFC Reveals a Bucket of Chicken that will Print Your Selfies

Heisenberg of the Day: There's a Breaking Bad Themed Coffee Shop in Turkey

Outrage of the Day: People Hate This Lion-Killing Dentist

Remembrance of the Day: New Zealand High Schoolers Honor a Beloved Teacher with a Maori War Cry Dance