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420 Degrees of the Day: Nick Lachey Wants to Legalize and Grow Pot in Ohio

Retirement of the Day: Every Daily Show Correspondent Wishes #JonVoyage to Jon Stewart

Father of the Day: Dad Gets a Cochlear Implant Tattoo to Match His Daughter's Real One

Ridicule of the Day: The Internet Rightfully Mocks Time Magazine's VR Cover

Remake of the Day: One, Two, Freddy's Coming for You (Again)

Send Off of the Day: Jon Stewart Will Host His Last Daily Show Tonight

Child's Play of the Day: Man Gets Arrested for Giving Wet Willy to a 4-Year-Old

Whoopsie of the Day: Bounty Hunters Accidentally Raid a Police Chief's House

White People of the Day: Whole Foods Sold a Jar of Water with Three Asparagus Stalks in It for $6

Trainer of the Day: This Expert Thinks Ronda Rousey Has Some Sloppy Moves and Wants to Help Her

Ogre of the Day: Chris Farley's Original Voice Acting for Shrek Leaks to the World

Feels of the Day: Macklemore Returns with a Song About His New Daughter and Ed Sheeran

Eat Fresh of the Day: Subway Responds to Jared Allegations on Facebook, But Fans Just Wanna Talk Food

Aged Beef of the Day: Keith Richards Calls the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper "Rubbish"

Cartoon of the Day: This Artist Mashes Up Garfield with Metallica's James Hetfield