Trump of the Day: Donald Invites Woman to Pull His Hair to Prove He Doesn't Wear a Toupee

Chinese Trend of the Day: It's Totally Cool to Have a Sprout Growing Out of Your Hair

Mashed Potato of the Day: Paula Deen Decides to Dance Like Everyone's Watching on "Dancing with the Stars'

Words of the Day: Oxford Dictionary Adds Butt Hurt, Awesomesauce, Manspreading and Just About Every Other Word, Bruh

Phobia of the Day: Watch This Chinese Sink Hole Swallow People Waiting for the Bus. Or Don't. Because It's Horrifying.

Pitch of the Day: Watch This 103-Year-Old Woman Throw a Sick Curveball at a Texas Rangers Game

Friends of the Day: Taylor Swift Welcomes Lisa Kudrow on Stage for a Duet of 'Smelly Cat'

Parade Rain of the Day: Usain Bolt Gets Struck by a Segway Minutes After Winning a World Championship

Food Fight of the Day: Thousands Gather in Spain to Throw Tomatoes at Each Other

Enabler of the Day: Science Says Smoking Pot Makes You Less Likely to Get Fat

Heisenberg of the Day: MythBusters Recreate Walter White's Bloody Finale, Proving It Would Work

Death from Above of the Day: North Dakota Will Let Police Drones Use Tasers, Pepper Spray, Whatever

Photoshop Battle of the Day: This Bride Cutting Her Chastity Belt Didn't Need Any Photoshopping, but the Internet Gave Her Some Anyway

Pumpkin Spice of the Day: M&Ms Want to Be Your Autumnal Treat

Game Streaming of the Day: YouTube Launches Their Twitch Competitor

Joy of the Day: You Have to See Gif-able Mom Find Out She'll Be a Grandmother