Response of the Day: Dave Grohl Replies in Italian to the 1,000 Musicians Who Played Foo Fighters Together

Wake Up Call of the Day: This High Voltage Ejector Bed Will Get You Up Whether You Like It or Not

Meme of the Day: Prince Charles Being Attacked by Things

Chicken Butt of the Day: Chrissy Teigen Proves She Wings Her Instagram

Schwarzenegger of the Day: Arnold Has a Message for Lion Hunters

Squad Vacay of the Day: Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Shumer Hang Out and Ride Jet Skis Like It's Whatevs

Celebrity Politics of the Day: Morgan Freeman and Jack Black Implore You to Support the Deal with Iran

Protest of the Day: ShellNo Activists Hang from a Portland Bridge to Block Arctic Oil Drilling

Cringe of the Day: Anchors Don't Take Kindly to Cara Delevingne's Lack of Energy

Commitment of the Day: One Man Plans to Draw All 100,000+ Items in His Late Grandfather's Tool Shed

Killjoy of the Day: This Infographic Will Ruin Coke for You

Rockers of the Day: 1,000 Musicians Beg Foo Fighters to Play in Italy by Performing 'Learn to Fly'

Translation of the Day: Google Shows Off a New App While Singing La Bamba

George Costanza of the Day: A Smoking Guy in a Motorized Wheelchair Sets Off a Low-Speed Police Chase

B-Boys of the Day: This Tag Team Super Group Strikes Some Mean Poses with the Help of a Fly

Future Nonsense of the Day: Invisible Cars are Almost Here, Folks.