This hellish roommate described in this Twitter thread sounds like most everyone's WORST NIGHTMARE. Some people are really good at being the absolute worst. This right here, is the real MVP, in that category.
Were you (or are you) one of those college students that swore by cramming? Did you leave everything until the last minute and pray for extra credit? Professor David Red has some words for you. And they come in the form of popular memes. The St. Johns River State professor has taken to transforming everyone's favorite memes into some serious savage jokes about lazy students. While his meme masterpieces might trigger those of you who are still "studying hard," they're definitely pics that other teachers and graduates will relate to.
h/t Woke Sloth
Are you in college? Then chances are, right now you're writing an essay, studying for finals, crying, or perhaps even out drinking to forget about the pain. Okay let's be real, you're probably out drinking, avoiding all of your responsibilities. If you want further distraction from the studying you're not doing, have some memes!
All I'm saying is if this kid took that silly little lie that far, how do we know what's being put out right now as a story grounded in truth, isn't just another work of fiction? That being said, the creativity is still on point, and to imagine such a scenario actually happening, is WILD.
Some people are just more delusional than we can ever fathom. Like this guy, for example. It's not a secret in this day and age that college tuition isn't even remotely affordable for most, but this guy went out of his way on Twitter to try to explain how he supposedly managed to pay his own way through his education.
Twitter users, however, dug up some of his old tweets, and let's just say that he wasn't being especially truthful...
Consider this a crash course for those out there inclined towards functional (or not at all...) degeneracy. Can't help but ponder how many college kids, once on track for higher learning, degrees, etc, found themselves hopelessly expelled post-Spring Break. Damn, did we have a lot of ridiculous, booze-soaked, maddening kind of material to work with this year! Anyways, read up on the idiots of the world that just weren't clever/smart enough to pull off lives outside the bounds of rule-abiding rationality.
We've all seen those insane college dorm room transformations floating around the internet now that we're in back-to-school season - you know, where a college student supposedly converts a hideous tiny dorm room into a gorgeous space that looks fit for a Kardashian. Well, people on the internet have started to roast these "transformations" and call them out for being fake, because let's be honest...what college student realistically has the time or money for that?
Have a look!
Tying a tie is basically impossible, especially when you need some guy who isn’t your father teaching you. Just ask this college kid who had the cop that pulled him over tie his tie for him.
When college student Tevor Keeny was pulled over for speeding by Officer Martin Folczyk, he admitted that he didn’t know how to tie a tie, telling Folczyk that he was rushing to a friend’s house because his friend knows how to tie a tie. That’s when the cop arrested him and threw him in jail.
Just kidding, the cop taught him to tie a tie.
Ugh. He’s not even the kid’s real father. What’s next, he’s going to expect to play catch with this kid he pulled over? Is he going to teach him to shave? The cop isn’t even his real father!